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If you could ask God 1 question and get an answer what would it be? (Assuming you believe)

Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 668 views 22 comments
For example I always wondered why he put hair on our assholes and set it up so we have to wipe the crap off! That is simply the single most degrading thing a person has to do every day. I believe we are the only creature in the animal kingdom that has to do that.

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ilbobesso
11 years ago

I believe we're the only creature in the animal kingdom that actually CHOOSES to wipe our ass! But, any question, honestly? How about what's next week's lottery numbers? :-D

11 years ago

do you really hate me? and why would you make me gay when i dont want to be gay? are you real and does heaven and hell really exist? if i killl myself will i go to heaven?

11 years ago

do you really hate me? and why would you make me gay when i dont want to be gay? are you real and does heaven and hell really exist? if i killl myself will i go to heaven?

11 years ago

do you really hate me? and why would you make me gay when i dont want to be gay? are you real and does heaven and hell really exist? if i killl myself will i go to heaven?

11 years ago

do you really hate me? and why would you make me gay when i dont want to be gay? are you real and does heaven and hell really exist? if i killl myself will i go to heaven?

11 years ago

as for hair down there ... like in the pits ... it is to wick off sweat. the fact it make you have to do other maintenance is to make sure you keep it clean :) the pearl doesnt get made if there is not a grain of sand to iritate it being started!

11 years ago

silverbullut40 :) hello! here is answer. Jeremiah 29:11 ~ "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." what plans? that between you and HIM so just ask :)

11 years ago

this world is a work place for our souls. it is perfect. each of us get what we need/want. thanks god. no question just love.

11 years ago

since a few months i was close to HIS PRESENCE but still farther up than i was. but i come to understand if i had gone up more, i would see things as HE does and then say to HIM, 'my GOD, why we ever question YOU?!' ya all is in HIS hands and ALL things work together for good in them for HIS glory! oh ~ do you know how to make HIM laugh? tell HIM your plans!

onlyinvegas
11 years ago

if there was a god I WOULD ask where the hell you been don't you see whats going on....that is if I believed there was one.

11 years ago

if you go every day you should see the doc cos i dont go that much but when i do you should stay away lol and on any other note if it bother you to wipe get a buttler to do i do i have only every wipe onec when was ith out the butler

11 years ago

Why, when how and where?

11 years ago

Why, oh omnipotent God, have you created this wonderful monstrosity that destroys the planet and sometimes makes it so beautiful. Why did you create the Human?

Geeky93
11 years ago

Hmmm, me being a nerd and all, I would ask the All Mighty the equation for finding prime numbers! I'd be happy just knowing that! Hehe

swiftjohn
11 years ago

If I could ask the deity one question, I would ask it who put the bop in the bop sha bop and the lam in the rama lama ding dong.

tones66
11 years ago

i ask him to turn my tap water into wine i be a happy man then

scotty96
11 years ago

i guess god must love me a lot because he didnt put any hair there on me :P

11 years ago

I would ask him why he's such a fucking bully.

11 years ago

One could also argue why did god allow us the power of speech when we speak mostly crap. We should be constantly wiping our mouths as well as our assholes.