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Blog Last Activity 10 years ago 1.0K views 53 comments
Hey guys... thanks for all the emails!...sorry, its hard to keep up :)

Here is something to think about... 10 reasons why girls bore me...lol

1. guys are cooler and we can do stupid shit together and nobody cares
2. guys will not drag ya to all their friends weddings
3. girls have two faces...one with makeup and one without... i want to know i am getting up with same person i went to be with
4. guys can't fake orgasms
5. guy scent can't be purchased in a bottle
6. girls are amateurs in giving head
7. girls don't have happy trails
8. just can't bring my self to ream a chick
9. guys can piss anywhere
10. guys have dicks... lol

Have any more to add...mmmmh?

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10 years ago

@acheron. Hey, don't stop now. You've just worked up a full head of steam. Keep the big "Mo" going! lol ;)

10 years ago

I told my bf once I that I loved him more than any gf I ever had, and that I can express my feelings to him better than I did to them. He said, "that's because I'm a guy and I have a big dick!" Well I can't argue with that. Sorry for taking over your blog, @jhnydep, writing all that was therapeutic. I haven't laughed in weeks.

ukboy01
ukboy01
10 years ago

Guys dont have the ridiculous breasts..just a hard torso. Always a fave!

10 years ago

My gf's best friend once remarked she wouldn't mind trying lesbianism. She said, "that way you've got nothing spitting at you, get cum everywhere, hands, face, mouth, tongue...." So what's the problem?? Ok, I'm taking a JO break after writing this....

10 years ago

ok @jase I take the challenge......1) this wont hurt...(pulls out 12 in dildo) but this will! 2)I'm gonna cum - women: grabs a towel, guys: opens wide, 3)that's too big- guys response to a woman saying that: Fine, I'll give it to somebody else. Joe never complained, 4)what's that on my dick- I think these dentures are your's dear, 5)you farted man!- yes, and three guesses to what I ate! 6)sorry I couldn't hold it- guys: let me hold it! 7)I gotta pee- women: be right back, men: right here, on my chest! 8)that was it? funny, I said the same thing about your breast size, 9)I did cum- Women: where? guys: well no kidding! 10)are u hard? If u mean hard-up being with you, well then yes, 11)sure I've done this before, just not in this lifetime, 12)Oh God!- Yes?

10 years ago

Had a mmf threesome with the gf. Her idea, she thought it would be hot to see me go down on a guy. She never knew I did before. She got concerned that I seemed too good at it and was worried that I had done it before. "No", I lied; "I just know what I'm doing". I think she was jealous I was better. Judging by the guy's smile.

10 years ago

yeah I tell ya, her ass looked big in anything, yeah.

mophead2009
mophead2009
10 years ago

does my ass look big in this - well i said yes just being honest result i turned gay

45rob89
45rob89
10 years ago

love your comments you are so rite

10 years ago

@jhnydep, I have to refute your #4. Yes I did fake one while inside her. It just wasn't working for me and something I wanted to watch on tv was starting soon. I don't fake with guys. Why would I?

10 years ago

One for @jase......woman: "I think I came" (yes, one said that to me)"well yes, I did come". Well how the hell if I know if u did? Guys: um, I don't think a guy ever said that to me...not with a straight face anyway.

10 years ago

Guy whips out a dildo. Gf: "Sure looks like that's going to be a lot of fun!" Guy: "Sure is. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll let you know when I'm done". Oh boy, he we go.

10 years ago

My God. What drug was I on yesterday? The floodgates opened and all that came out, one after the other. I'm exhausted. Wait.....Women: "Not tonight I have a headache." Guys don't care. She IS a headache.

10 years ago

Acheron thanks for your posts on here. They made me laugh because they were all so true. Reminded me of a bi guy I used to have sex with. We'd hang out and he would bitch to me about his girlfriend. Then I would let him do to me all that he just complained about that he couldn't do to his girlfriend.

10 years ago

@jase. Here's some trivia for ya: tv was b & w until Sep. 5, 1966, when all 3 networks went to color! lol ;)

10 years ago

@jonpitko, thank for the history lesson.i didn't think tv was invented until the 60's. airplane glue? you perv!

i could turn this around and have fun with this: famous one liners for guys.
1) this won't hurt
2) i'm gonna cum
3) it's too big
4) what'a that on my dick
5) you farted man!
6) sorry i couldn't hold it
7) i gotta pee
8) that was it?
9) i did cum
10) are you hard?
11) sure i've done this before
12) oh God!

run with it acheron!

10 years ago

Yeah, he hosted the Tonite show 1957-1962. Then had the Jack Paar Prog. on NBC 1962-1965. Now here's a real oldie for you. Who hosted Tonite before Jack Paar? Well it was Hi Ho "Steverino" Steve Allen from 1954-1957! This all was "before my time" too but I've read a lot of books on the early years of tv. This is both a lie and the absolute truth. How can this seeming contradiction be so? I'll leave it to you dear reader to "parse" this one out! How long has it been since anyone asked you to "parse" a sentence? If you now have no F------ idea what I'm babbling about you probably also never studied "cursive" writing in elementary school! Anyone remember the mimeo machine and the sheets of paper it spit out with that wonderful blue ink you could sniff and get high as a kite? Or airplane glue? What a high you could get sniffing that stuff. And the roaring headaches you got after you crashed and burned?! Oh the "innocent" childhood of yesteryear! Yeah, right! Delinquents will be delinquents in any century! lol ;)

10 years ago

before my time but know who he is! Johnny Carson succeeded him

10 years ago

You know who else used to say: "I kid you not"? @Acheron this is for you: Jack Paar! Are we the only 2 fossils who remember him?! Bet ya so! lol ;)

10 years ago

Well I'm extremely sexist so I will like this blog

10 years ago

guys know what to do with a dick....my first gf looked at it and said "I don't know what to do with it" seriously, I kid you not.