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question? If you jizz in a swimming pool do all the girls in it get pregnant?

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11 years ago

Whats long and hard and full of semen? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!! lol

11 years ago

yes the sperm was in the swimming pool it was located inside the long torpedo like object called a penis that had been fired directly into her open pussy several times. She just neglected to tell mommy that part. But the semen was in the pool technically

klausab
klausab
11 years ago

Starggeyzer, such things can happen only in the US. It is so incredibly stupid.

11 years ago

stargeeyzer..that story is incredible..i guess the daughters had to come up wth some excuse for getting pregnant!!!

stargeeyzer
stargeeyzer
11 years ago

actually, this question comes from a real news article and lawsuit in europe where a woman's daughters got pregnant from swimming in a swimming pool (public vacation spot) where times were designated for separate swimming for boys and girls...segregated swimming times so that the teenage children would not be able to spend time together at the pool...the daughter that got pregnant claimed the sperm must have been left in the pool and thats how she got pregnant, and the mother is suing the Resort....dna would suggest who the father might be if they could get volunteers to submit samples, but the resort has more money, so they sue them...lol but true

11 years ago

Nah I think the chlorine kills the sperm.

11 years ago

well sorry nate that im curious about something. i suppose its not a good a topic as ''US Election'' or ''how long have you spent naked'' yes my post is a complete waste of space..... And no i wasnt kidding, i didnt grow up learning about all this stuff so now at 18 like a total retard im only finding things out! if that annoys u feel free to f**k off. cheers tom :) x

11 years ago

now nate you just add to the wasted space so i have to also! no, chlorine to semen what bleach is to mold. however, as seen on hgtv, no need to use bleach to kill mold in remodeling houses. just hot water and good detergent. do not put detergent in pool howerver. in fact, dont put semen or urine in it either! you banned from me hottub and pool! (just joke but then that what this topic is!) SEE ~ aspies can understand humor!

nate88
nate88
11 years ago

You've got to be kidding - NOT a decent blog topic, sorry and so is this wasted space. Andy

11 years ago

yes they will. at least most of them.

ilbobesso
ilbobesso
11 years ago

No, but some will get Something About Mary hair!!

11 years ago

egg? oh so thats good then i guess

11 years ago

egg? oh so thats good then i guess

klausab
klausab
11 years ago

No, they won't get pregnant. The seman won't survive more than seconds in the water. And they won't find their way to the egg.