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I am the real payalot

Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 805 views 20 comments
Listen everyone, To NATE88, MRPENISMAN/TOMMYGUNN , TOLEAD, AND ALL THE OTHERS I HAVE WRONGED. DEEPLY APOLOGIZE. I AM JUST A SAD LITTLE MAN WHO HAS HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS MOST OF THE TIME AND AM VERY UNHAPPY IN MY LIFE. MY DICK DOESNT WORK AND I AM SO FAT THAT I CANNOT WIPE MY OWN ASS SO I ALWAYS SMELL LIKE SHIT. WHEN I COME HERE I GET SOOOO JELIOUS THAT I JUST CANNOT HELP BUT LASH OUT AT PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES THAT HAVE A LIFE. WHILE IS SIT HERE IN A POOL OF MY OWN EXCRIMENT I CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AS GOOD LOOKING AS ONE OF YOU AND HAVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY MY FRIENDS. AGAIN I AM SO VERY SORRY, I HAVE TO GO NOW MY HEALTH CARE WORKER IS HERE NOW TO APPLY OINTMENT TO MY BEDSORES AND MY FAT FOLDS.

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11 years ago

@davey1965.. why are you hiding under my bed??? do you WANT some of this??????..i know deep down that you really like me.... and im probably the only one who would hook up with you.... dont be ashamed of your body i'll still do you..

11 years ago

i called dr phil....he said they were too busy doing an episode of someone living in missouri posing as jed clampett...

11 years ago

I have a suggestion, why not try to get on Dr. Phil? He has been known to take on issues like yours and give money and help?

lagayable
11 years ago

U like it though, I know u do ;) wt a sexy beast

11 years ago

Oh my Lord, I hate to say it but this sounds worse than an episode or the walking dead. Now this image is forever burned into my brain. I need a drink!

lagayable
11 years ago

Your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - the question should be, wt did i do right?

11 years ago

My Health care worker came yesterday, his name is Armando. He is soooo beautiful. Hi Mexican Amish Chinese. He has these broad shoulders and these incredible biceps. He is all muscle. When He rolled me over to clean my ass, oh my God I thought I would die. His hands are soooo Strong and he just kneeded my rolls of fat like bread dough. He left the Amish to work in the outside world, I told him that I thought it was because it meant he was sent to me. He changed my linins and rolled me back into bed. He smiled at me and said that it was a kind thought and he was happy to be helping me. He began brushing my teeth and I casually let my hand brush up against his cock in his hospital greens. He jumped back and said " Whoa feeling frisky arent we today?" I told him that I loved him and want to have sed with him he just looked at me with a strange look, "Sir I'm not allowed,,, I am not sure that could even happen" I told him that even if he couldnt find my asshole he could fuck one of my fat folds. I coould suck him off or something. Whith that he packed up his stuff and left without even clipping my toenails, what did I do wrong?

lagayable
11 years ago

Do you know what i think... PAYALOTTT LIKES VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!! wt a wierdo :P

11 years ago

Davey if you were brave enough to go under this guys bed you deserve a medal!

11 years ago

I am pretty sure this is bullshit.

11 years ago

Ya kinda get the idea paylot was the fat poofy kid at school everyone enjoyed bullying (and rightly so) and he's now taking it out on us. Shame.
I dont believe the story about penis reduction surgery as its impossible to believe he could afford a doctor

Davey1965
11 years ago

Head to the weirdest place for sex blog and youll see i had a Fuck under
payalots bed.While he was snooooring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

11 years ago

i went in for penis reduction sugery and it did'nt work out to well and these are the side effects i'm having...thats why they call me mr penisman.

11 years ago

This is 21st century, and it seems to me that you have genetic obesity or metabolic disorder where your body is not getting rid of fat at all but you live in the most advanced country of the world. Why feel miserable on yourself - diet modification, exercise, liposuction and gastric ligation should help you. I apologize in advance as I don't wish to sound condescending, as you might have already thought of these options. I don't know how health system in US works but here in UK everything is free.

lagayable
11 years ago

Shame man, you know what they say, YOLO!!! You only live once!!! That statements a bit awkward for you though... maybe a bit of exercise and less food will do the trick, just saying...

11 years ago

Are you for real. or just a figment of my imagination!!!

11 years ago

lol nice to know you guys have a sense of humor...i was getting worried ....god my ass smells like toleads head...shoved up nates ass

11 years ago

Good God sonny, get some help

11 years ago

Graphic....

11 years ago

Jeeze dude I never imagined, good lord. No wonder you have such an attitude. Please you should seek help. Have you seen a councellor? I cant even imagine what your life must be like. I feel for you man. I wish I could offer some advice but I dont even know where to start. Please if you need to talk I am here for you PM me.