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Have you ever been embarrased by the fart after a good hard anal fucking

Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 451 views 8 comments
Its a simple fact of life that if you have a lover that pounds your ass good and he is average to large that a certain amount of air is going to get compressed into your anus and rectum. I personally think its hilarouis when all of a sudden in the precious moments of after glow you are cuddeling and kissing and suddenly BRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Me personally I just bust out laughing. Usually the fart has expelled semen also but who cares or if you used a condom its just air and lube. If your partner is inexperienced they are mortified, and that makes it funnier.

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11 years ago

Its like when I have a guy pissing and bitching about getting a prostate exam in the office. He is this big macho dude and he is complaining about my ringers being up his little virgin ass, so sometimes I'll maggage his prostate till he gets a hardon. Then he gets all flustered and I say Hmmm somebody must have enjoyed that! Or I'll pull my fingers out and if he is still bitching it hurt I'll say "oh hell where's my watch?" I said I have a sick sence of humor

11 years ago

I usually say oooops did I just redecorate your wall?

11 years ago

LOL, a fact of life. i usually get to the toilet before the farts start and then it is quite a few. another fact is that sometimes they just slip out during. not romantic at all. i always like to tell the newbies what goes in must come out. your spremies swim like hell in the colon, but they die quick and it all runs out. i bet there are many funny stories about crouching outside the car or somewhere else to expel cum from your ass.

11 years ago

yep, it's worse tho' if the fart is followed by a load of cum

onlyinvegas
onlyinvegas
11 years ago

hell if they aint farting after I fuck them then I did not do my job

nate88
nate88
11 years ago

What you both just said LOL

11 years ago

No, but I have had to burp (or my friend has to burp) after a long session of oral sex.
Ever noticed that?