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Whenever you feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read these again....lol.

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
--A congressional candidate in Texas

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
--Al Gore, Former U.S. Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ".
--Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

LOL....Feeling smarter yet?

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fungus320
11 years ago

Hi Mate

Great post. Now I am Australian and grew up in Kep Enderbys time and your quote is so typical of some his pronouncements. Now he was on the other side of of politics to me (he wasa a Socialist and I am a Radical Liberal but he was greatly admired as a politician by all sides He was a Minister of the Crown and when he retired from politi

fungus320
11 years ago

Hi Mate Great Post regardind Kep (it was always Kep Enderby

Now I grew up when he was in Parliament and he was greatly admired by all sides as a politician and a man. He was a minister of the Crown and was appointed a High Court Judge when he retired from politics so he was no fool but had the habit of having his mouth on the accelerator while his brain was in neutral. But he was muched loved for this - it was a source of good heartened amusement by all. Another qote was " I firmly believe we have too few women in Parliament, patricularly of the opposite sex".

11 years ago

"The greatest thing that could happen to the state and nation is when we get rid of all the media... then we could live in peace and tranquility and no one would know anything."

Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen - former Premier of the Australian state of Queensland

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago




«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»

— Britney Spears

11 years ago

great post some funny stuff. :-)