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DECEMBER 12 - END OF THE WORLD?

Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 735 views 28 comments
Accordin to a lot of loons and kooks the world is goin to end tomorrow on December 12th.

I wonder how will it happen; will it be all at once or in stages?
I mean will it end here in NZ first an a couple of hours later in Australia then SE Asia an so on so that by the time the Brits an Yanks r for the highjump we r long gone in this part of the world? hahahaha

I can see Obama puffing on a ciggie thinkin to himself as the eastern seaboard disappears into the abyss "gee guess the fiscal clif was the least of my worrys"

I can see elated Greeks, Icelandrs, Spaniards an Italians dancin in the streets in the final seconds thnking "jeez we shuld have borrowed twice as much!" hahahaha

In various parts of an imploding world the Pope, Madonna, Bill Clinton, Nelso n mandela, Bill Gates an Bernie Madoff all say to themselfs "shit! i knew i shuld have listend to my Mother"

...and so it ends.

At 12:01am on Wed 13th the only New Zealandr with a work ethic turns up at his supermarkt as usual saying "sorry babe dont have time for the world to end - got work to do" :P

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11 years ago

It just shows how resilient New Zealnad is that we survived - over the last couple of centurys we have survived: earthquakes, floods, World Cup losses, wars, underarm bowling, recessions, mass murderers, foot and mouth disease, depressions, failed crops ....and Labour governments! We are a pretty hardy lot down here and it wuld take more than a little thing like the world ending to jolt New Zealandes off balance :P hahahaha

11 years ago

Hi - yeah - you must have dyslexia - you turned 21 into 12. So maybe you should wait until the 22nd to do your Christmas shopping

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

am I still in heaven...just waking up?

stargeeyzer
11 years ago

i think its supposed to be 12-21-2012...8 1/2 more days of partying..party on Kiwi...lol

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

Is this Heaven?

lordboothby
11 years ago

Hey everything ends just enjoy what you have while you've got it and be proud of being gay, we are special people!

lagayable
11 years ago

The fact remains that the world WILL end sometime. One day everything will be gone, even the universe will implode on itself, if you believe that theory (big bang-big crunch) ... But talking about the earth. The world will be gone like wiped off the face of the galaxy in approx 5 billion years - a few hundred million. At this point the earth will be engulfed by the sun and hell will start to look like quite a cool place to be. (pun) ... So as we approach 5 billion years the chances of the end of the world start to approach one, one signifying certainty of death. But bring us into the equation and asteroids, nuclear bombs, FARTS (methane) midgets rising up and slaughtering us like dogs, the moon spinning out of orbit, alien invation. the chances of us dying within the next 9 days is exponentially greater that 9/365.25 = 0.0246 (round off) now divide by 5 billion years ... = 4.9281xe^-12 ... now thats quite a small number, now when we include all those other factors excluding midgets it brings me to a number of 0.9987661, the chance of dying on the 21st but including the last factor the chances of us dying on exactly the 21/12/2012 is 1.... therefore they are right and you guys need to start praying or just have sex with everything for the next 9 days - (not everything that would jst be meh)

11 years ago

Yes the world didnt end - phew! :P

lordboothby
11 years ago

Yep I'm still here in NZ. Buggered up my plans for an restfull day tomorrow if I am still here.

fmydidgad
11 years ago

Halfway through the 12th here in New Zealand and were all still here. Guess I might as well have a last meal for lunch :)

Davey1965
11 years ago

Theres even a Mountain in France called Bugarach and people are Racing there
like its Noahs Ark for Safety.I saw one news story where a young Hippy has
already pitched his tent. Hell probably sit in his tent and smoke Joints till
its all over. The Day after the End of the World,Hell stagger out and be as
High as a Kite and think...OMG I survived it...Im still ALIVE......lol

mlant
11 years ago

Weird people have been saying things like this for a long time. I just cannot believe that people actually believe this stupidity! Instead of wasting time thinking of this, we should be making love (or writing on this blog about making love). Life is too short to waste time on this, move on guys!

Davey1965
11 years ago

Humbug.......

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

10 most popular 2012 end-of-world scenarios :10. Changes in the Sun's magnetic field will lead to powerful flares, 9. The Earth's magnetic field will reverse, 8. The Earth's rotation axis will tip, 7. A grand alignment of Jupiter and Saturn will gravitationally perturb Earth, 6. The Sun will align with the galactic equator on the winter solstice, 5. The black hole in the galactic center will affect us, 4. An asteroid will smash into Earth, 3. The rogue planet Nibiru will swing by Earth, 2. Supernovae or hypernovae will irradiate Earth and finally 1. A cloud of negative energy engulfs the solar system.

WOW! A dark cloud with a bad attitude! This sound suspiciously like a Star Trek episode. Dark energy is all around us already, but it is not packaged into clouds. The same goes for dark matter.

We're still here.

The Mayans just simply run out of stone. :)

swiftjohn
11 years ago

The only reason the Mayan calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012 is because they ran out of room when they made it and figured they'd make a new one later.

twinkasaur
11 years ago

what he said......

twinkasaur
11 years ago

Be it the 12th or 21st, no difference. why do people buy into this crap? The Mayan calendar may be ending (and beginning), however the Mayans themselves ended 1000 years ago! Apparently with no heads up from their trusty calendar.

Is anybody aware of the young people who were so disturbed and worried about these stupid stories that they took their own lives? I guess because no royalty was involved nobody gives a flying fuck do they?

chrish1994
11 years ago

there is not really any proof that the world would end all we have is a Mayan calendar and if the Mayans were so smart at telling the future then how come they all died and not see there end come lol well that is what my friend says

chrish1994
11 years ago

lol the world ends on the 21/12/2012

11 years ago

been nice..so long..bye bye...adeos...sianara...sayla vee...thats all i got.

Davey1965
11 years ago

If you survive Damien,At least take the day off Work and think...DAMM
NO more boys to Root.....8-( Thank god for wanking...