Davey1965's Blogs

STOP Stealing our FUCKING Sign....

Davey1965 Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 527 views 13 comments
FUCKING, Austria - Fucking residents in Upper Austria have voted on replacing the name of their village to Fugging.

To their dismay, however, they found out that another village in Lower Austria named Fugging has been existing for more than 100 years.

Like the village in Upper Austria, Fugging in Lower Austria had Fucking (pronounced fooking) as it original name.

The mayor of the second village said nobody remembers why its name was changed from Fucking to Fugging.

“We think one Fugging in Austria is enough,” the mayor said.

Fugging Mayor Andreas Dockner is not sure whether the decision to change the name from Fucking to Fugging had anything to do with what "fucking" means in English.

"We are certainly a lot closer to Vienna, which was the center of the Habsburg Empire at the time, and they probably would have been a lot more English visitors there that might have raised the matter," Dockner added.

The first known use of the verb "fucking" in the context of having sexual intercourse was in 1475. The word has also been found in a dictionary made in 1598. It even turned up in one of Shakespeare's plays, "Henry V."

The mayor of Fucking in Upper Austria said their village is peaceful. However, he said the name Fucking has caused trouble for locals.

Fucking Mayor Franz Meindl confirmed that the village's street signs are regularly stolen, even though they are welded on steel posts set in concrete in the ground.

Drivers heading to the village often see naked couples romping in front of the signs, and local entrepreneurs made the situation worse by flogging off Fucking postcards, Fucking Christmas cards, and recently, Fucking beer.

Comments

You must be logged in to post comments, please login or signup (free)
BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

Why don't they change it directly to Fucqueen? Sounds international and every time this Center of the World is no 1 in headlines reminding all the members of Commonwealth of Nations who's the Boss. Good idea?

Davey1965
11 years ago

Year i know the one D. Hes Hot. "Go away..you know i cant grab your chips"
Dont drink and Drive babe ,Drink and Suck.....hahaha

11 years ago

hey Davey - u know the yummy guy on the ghost chips tv advert an billboards? - he comes from the BOP wuld love to root him, he has a real dolly eek haha :P

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

Crazy world!

11 years ago

No he was calld Rawiri haha

Davey1965
11 years ago

Thats pronounced Fuckatane ,if yr not from hear.
Was the moari boy called Tane Damien haha

11 years ago

I guess we hav this sort of thing in New Zealnd except the spelling is different - Whakatane for instance :P (i once rooted a yummy maori guy from whakatane)

11 years ago

There is a Fucker bus company in Germany, as well. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cunaldo/157532914/

Davey1965
11 years ago

Huh..?????

BackStreetBoy
11 years ago

everyone has his own cross as a portable...

Davey1965
11 years ago

For Real Babe....Brits offen turn up there, as pissed as Farts and Take off with the FUCKING signs. The locals are FUCKING pissed off.....lol

11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA - davey is this stoyr for real or jus one of yr pisstakes? :P