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May is National Masturbation Month

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For those of you that are unaware, May is National Masturbation Month. What a better place to celebrate than on GBT. That noise you hear is the sound of one hand clapping.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

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10 years ago

wow, I think I have used up all my May days already, always next month

dreeke23
dreeke23
10 years ago

drink a lot otherwise it gives dihydration............gna...gna....

10 years ago

every day is a jerk off day. just can't leave it alone very long.

10 years ago

Happy Masturbation Month 8D Let the celebrations begin.....

10 years ago

I'm gonna ask my employer for a paid holiday,they been shortin' my checks all this time !

Davey1965
Davey1965
10 years ago

Useless fact for the day......"The world record for the biggest distance for a squirt of semen is 18 feet.(5.5metres)" OMG thats one Randy dude lol

Davey1965
Davey1965
10 years ago

Best you give your Hand A Vacation this Month then Toni . The poor thing,it needs a break !!!

BackStreetBoy
BackStreetBoy
10 years ago

I thought it's in every month of the year... So that means I've abused my hand for nothing 11 past months? Dammit...

rambo100
rambo100
10 years ago

Better get busy right then left hand

10 years ago

Dammit I thought it was January..... oh well cant sit around here duty calls :}

10 years ago

Masturbation? wat is that? hehe

Davey1965
Davey1965
10 years ago

I tried two Hands to Clap but i have to admit ,Boys that One Hand is much better.
Lets Clap for Masturbation Month haha

10 years ago

masterbation...i've heard so much about it..i have to try it...are there masterbation gloves ??is there music involved? any training videos?/it seems complicated...will i hate myself in the morning??..i usually do..

stroker685
stroker685
10 years ago

Don't you mean one hand fapping? But what's so special about May? Every month is masturbation month. Every day is...

bike10
bike10
10 years ago

Not just month but chose to masturbate all 12 months.

kotojr
kotojr
10 years ago

I'll support it, over and over again. hell I'm going to start celebrating right now.....

10 years ago

I think we all need to make a pledge to do our part to support this very important event.

scotty96
scotty96
10 years ago

yay! Happy Masturbation month :)

10 years ago

Does Hallmark have a card for this?

10 years ago

Can you guess what I am doing right now :) lol