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So..This guy wins a bit of money on the lottery and decides hes going to buy himself something nice. So away he goes downtown window shopping when he sees a pair of alligator shoes in the store window. He thinks to himself that he always wanted alligator shoes so he goes in and buys them. He then goes home and his wife is sitting in the living room watching TV and he says hi dear how are you. Fine she reply's. Do you notice anything different about me? he asks. Nope, why should I she says. So he thinks to himself I'll fix this, and he goes into the bedroom and takes off every stitch of clothes except the new alligator shoes and walks back into the living room. He says to his wife, do you notice anything different about me now dear? She looks at him and says no your dick is still hanging down as usual. He says that's because hes looking at my new alligator shoes. She looks at him and says.. Maybe you should have bought a hat.