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i find a monster cock as awesome as the next gay man, since i have average equipment it's always nice to be inspired to dream for more. but an unfortunate majority of the wankvids starring guys with monster tools are nothing more than dudes on monster ego trips. they literally wave it in our face repeatedly throughout the self indulgent ode to the saying: if you've got it, flaunt it! this quickly becomes tiresome and completely kills any erotic appeal in the wankvid. the performance is obviously for the benefit of the wanker, not for the entertainment of the viewer. i find some consolation in the fact that the cum of these egowanks is usually unspectacular. far more erotic to me is a wankvid with the performer having modest size blowing an ejaculation of epic proportions. i love it when his cum shoots out in fountains, sometimes traveling in feet in a beautiful arc! i run the vid in slo-mo and count the number of spurts. the record is a twink shooting 22! times in 3 min. underwater! i kid you not! guiness world record in my book! maybe this will motivate those lucky enough to posses a monster tool to cool it on the wankvid ego trips. just gratefully and modestly show us your beauty in action and let it "spurt" for itself! mahalo nui loa (thank you very much). aloha. 8:) Haleiwa Keoni