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What are some quotes you carry around?

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<p>Ya know like memorable ones. The ones that are stuck in your head. Any subject.</p>

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10 years ago

My Sicilian heritage comes in handy whenever I am Subway - "give me a foot long Italian sausage; I've got one, I want one" lol

10 years ago

Regarding sex: "If it feels good, do it"!

10 years ago

There’s a new grove of trees on the outskirts of town
The old one is long gone
Timber two-foot-six across
Burns with the bark still on

10 years ago

"I'd like to see a movie but there's nothing good to see. It's all this shoot 'em up action bullshit...I get enough of that at work."

10 years ago

@ steel - wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. right is right even if no one is doing it (Gandhi)

10 years ago

relationships are like drugs they either give you the best feeling of your life or kill you

10 years ago

"the full power of centralized government"—this was the very thing the Founding Fathers sought to minimize. They knew that governments don't control things. A government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they know when a government sets out to do that, it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose. They also knew, those Founding Fathers, that outside of its legitimate functions, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector of the economy.

10 years ago

That was the most ugliest thing I've ever seen. Then I saw your face....

10 years ago

"Gandhi was wrong."

10 years ago

Death is easy. Living is hard.

10 years ago

"who turned out the lights?" Get your head out of your ass then

10 years ago

the oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

10 years ago

I quit my job as a proctologist. Too many assholes

nate88
10 years ago

Bright minds talk about ideas, normal minds talk about events and degenerate minds speak about other people.....Eleanor Roosevelt

10 years ago

another prayer at the table...grace in the kitchen,,,grace in the hall,,,for god sake grace..don't eat it all.....

10 years ago

"Revenge is a dish best served cold". Danny Aiello in the flick "Dinner Rush". Has Edoardo Ballerini, a very hot boi! Somehow it all gets back to fornicating, doesn't it?! The gray matter between my ears is just sex-soaked. Well, time for another JO...

neergone
10 years ago

Those who live in a glass house should dress in the basement!

neergone
10 years ago

"Fuck, I'm cumming!"

10 years ago

"Beware of Proctologists who wear wax lips"! - Johnny Carson

manoman13
10 years ago

"Never trust a naked bus driver"

"Can't teach stupid"

10 years ago

"Time and loves has branded me with it's claws."