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Preference with cumming on a towel or toilet paper when masturbating?

ZanyZander Blog Last Activity 10 years ago 785 views 15 comments
<p>Do you all have a preference with cumming on a towel or toilet paper when masturbating?</p>

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10 years ago

after reading further i must admit as a teen i did not use paper products. i shot it on my stomach or on the floor and used dirty laundry...socks, towel...to wipe it up. i did my own laundry.

10 years ago

what a waste of good, warm sperm. at least shoot it all over yourself if alone and rub it in or pinch it between your fingers and taste it.

10 years ago

@Rev. Swiftjohn. Amen! Sweet, sweet sperm! Should always be "recycled" back into the male body as you have so eloquently described here on numerous occasions. The poet laureate of the GBT blogs! All hail Caesar! ;--))) Meow.

10 years ago

in my buddies briefs and his in mine, than we wear em to the bar, with each others cum soaking our briefs....SOOO hot

swiftjohn
swiftjohn
10 years ago

Neither. When I can't find another guy to fuck or suck me and I can no longer hold out anymore, I'll shoot my sperm into a warmed brandy snifter and then slowly sip at it, savoring it's flavor and bouquet, while basking in the radiance of my post-orgasmic afterglow. Sperm is such a magical elixir. It seems a terrible waste to ejaculate into a towel or toilet paper or anything else for that matter and then be discarded. Sperm should always be returned to the body. Either one's own or that of another for it nourishes not only the body but also the soul.

10 years ago

the best way young fellas lol is to use a white gym sock, put it over your cock get off and mom will never know once it's in the laundry lol! (see us older guys DO know a thing or two) lmgfao!

ZanyZander
ZanyZander
10 years ago

Weren't you afraid that you would shoot too far and miss the Kleenex or paper towel? I had to use four Kleenex's. Two folded together and then another two folded together sat in front of it. And be sure that there was not any space in between the two! As far as a paper towel I had to be careful not use to much or it could clog up the toilet...then how would you explain that your parents, eh?! As far as the sock...you wore it without it being washed?! Wouldn't that kind gross you out? It did not bother you getting it in your shoe? Or was it dried up at that point? Would you cum on the sock or in it?

JustinThyme
JustinThyme
10 years ago

A soft level of Kleenex is sensual right after a heavy load.....tip and shaft likes the soft, gentle contact!

superslammer
superslammer
10 years ago

I couldn't imagine cumming on toilet paper or usign toilet paper to wipe off my cock because bits of it would stick to the fast drying cum :) When I was a teen, I used an old gym sock. Kind of wish I still had it. Oh the memories. I used that sock until it was so crusty, that even washing it didnt help.

ZanyZander
ZanyZander
10 years ago

Did you not worry about your mother or someone finding cum in the sheets?! I would never done that shit. I feel like I would have gotten in trouble.

stroker685
stroker685
10 years ago

Actually, skin--mine or another guy's. Clean up with tongue or towel or briefs or...

Moulder
Moulder
10 years ago

In briefs, somebody's elses!

10 years ago

In my mouth of course! Anything else is a waste! Sweet sperm. Yummy! ;--)))

ZanyZander
ZanyZander
10 years ago

I thought I deleted this post. I don't know if I am doing it right...hmmm...sorry.