ZanyZander's Blogs

Oh certain things are cool like eye liner. Holy fuck. I tried to put that shit on a few years ago for some costume at Halloween. I have a new respect for the ladies concerning that! I guess when it comes down to it (I suppose I could look on the internet,eh?) I don't know how to do right probably BUT it is crazy how you have to stick the pencil all along your eye! Fuck that! Maybe someone could do it to me but I ain't doin' that shit on my own. Not unless I were really taught how to do it to myself. Fuck. I put that shit on and THEN realized that the package was bragging all fucking shit about how you ain't getting the shit off for twenty four hours or something! FUCK! No! Lol. Especially since I had applied it wrong any who and was all fucked up going this way and that. Lol! So yeah. Plus I do like long hair like I have myself down to my tits though I do keep it in a pony tail. It scares the shit out of most people though that truly is not ever my intention. Of course clothes that are feminine are fucking glorious as well. So yeah some ambiguity I think would be the word for it, eh?

Drag is not my bag. Takes too long to put on my face.

"Rebel! Rebel! You've torn your dress! Rebel! Rebel! You're face is a mess! Rebel! Rebel! How could they know?! Hot tramp! I love you so! You've got your mother in a whirl! She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl! Hey babe, you look alright! Hey babe, let's go out tonight! You like dancing and you look DIVINE!". So goes the song "Rebel! Rebel!" by David Bowie in the mid 1970's. Classic. Or at least that's pretty close to some of the lyrics that I remember off the top of my head. SO. Have any of you guys ever worn a dress...in public or private?! I have. Only two times of course! :) Once at school. Duh, where else of course! Another time in front of and for the children, lol. Ummm, let me explain! The one time at school was for a play or skit in English class. I don't even remember what the point was or what it was about. No there was no fucking or even kissing just reciting of words and lines, eh. The only other time was at a camp as a counselor. SUPPOSEDLY I was suppose to be Chewbacca in some hide and go seek type of game where the kids were suppose to use clues on where to find the characters from Star Wars that we the counselors were pretending to be. So of course there was no Chewbacca costume laying around the wardrobe that was used for some plays so I was convinced to put this thing on and wear it. I thought I was being fucked with by the counselors with some inside joke or some point being made amongst themselves and maybe I was but all of the guy counselors seemed pretty serious about me doing it and there did not seem to be any sly looks or demeaning remarks...at least in front of me. SO to make everyone happy I did it. It was quite a cheap dress I must tell you (zipped up in the back!) though I am not all that informed of this fashion let me tell you. So long story short the kids found me...I think I was just sitting pretty with my legs crossed (WHEN the hell else would I get the chance to do THAT?! Lol.) at a picnic table...and I was told I should play along and challenge them a bit by not making it too easy when they found me and they were supposed to like tackle me or something in order to for me to be caught! :). So after sitting there all pretty for half an hour or so when a group of them came along I went a running as fast as I could in this ugly cheap ass dress but I let the bunch of kids catch up shortly thereafter and tackle me. If I recall I might have given a good run THOUGH I must say I did have my regular pants on underneath...both times. That was pretty funny.