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I WANNA BUY A DILDO!

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<p>I need one.</p>

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8 years ago

i feel buying a dildo is best in a sex shop if you buy online you really cant see it or feel it too make sure it is what you are wanting ,also a good substatution is zuccini,the are cheap and pretty close too real. im just saying

jakeyb
8 years ago

Second the comments on a vibrating one as well s placing it in checked luggage if traveling!! But they are lots of fun, especially when used with friends!! Enjoy and keep us updated as to what you purchase and how you like using it! ;)

swiftjohn
8 years ago

@darknight: If you travel, just put the dildo and your bottle of anal lube in checked baggage rather than in your carry-on. And you won't have any explaining to do if it's found. Dildos are legal to own and I think they already know what it's used for. As a courtesy, I would suggest making sure it's clean with no pubic hairs stuck to it and kept in a sealed food storage bag. Besides, I'll bet they see those things every day so I'm sure the novelty (pun intended) has long since worn off. I doubt a data base is kept of people who travel with dildos.

8 years ago

try one that vibrates

darkknightreturns
8 years ago

lol be careful if you travel, because if you are selected for a secondary interview/search, you could have some explaining to do, most embarrassing when they open your suitcase lol.

8 years ago

Amazon is also good. I don't know if you want a realistic one or not, but it is pretty good for both. Here are two, both under twenty dollars:
http://www.amazon.com/Dildo-Suction-Cup-Realistic-Money-Back/dp/B00QMTU9YU/ref=sr_1_13?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1438621182&sr=1-13&keywords=dildo&refinements=p_n_location_browse-bin%3A5911960011
http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Realistic-Flexible-Suction-Compatible/dp/B00KTFHZI6/ref=sr_1_21?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1438621182&sr=1-21&keywords=dildo&refinements=p_n_location_browse-bin%3A5911960011
I hope this helps!

neil52
8 years ago

Ebay has a good selection.

swiftjohn
8 years ago

Get one made of flexible latex so it can easily follow the contours of your anal canal. Also, get it with the ball bag and suction cup on the end. The ball bag will prevent it from slipping completely inside you. The suction cup will allow you to stick it to a smooth surface so you can fuck yourself hands free for a more realistic sensation. I would also suggest putting a condom on it each time just before use if for no other reason than to make clean up easier afterwards. And don't forget to use plenty of lube. This is a good way for guys who haven't yet experienced the exquisite pleasures of being anally penetrated to prepare themselves for when that magical moment finally arrives. That as well as how to give themselves a preparatory enema.

8 years ago

So eventually I bought one, in a S-M store in Paris, and I like it a lot! I think I'll buy another one soon, cause it's really very cool. I'll show it soon in some new vids (if they are accepted).

9 years ago

soft and squishy. slim and smooth. :p

letsGO
9 years ago

I've tried a couple, "lean luke" seemed to fit the bill...not too small, not to big!!!!!!! and stay away from soft(real) skin types, they tend to peel after some use...good luck and enjoy

9 years ago

Oh they sell this on Amazon? That's wonderful! I would never thought to search it there. It's even not expensive at all! Thank you very much!
(I know some sex shops near my home but I would not dare to go there, they look unfriendly, dirty and freaky, and not very gay friendly)

9 years ago

If there is a sex shop near to where you live, and you're comfortable shopping there and asking questions, give it a try. The advantage to shopping the Internet is that you have an unlimited variety. Here are two items I just spotted on Amazon.com There are lots more ... http://www.amazon.com/Novelties-VEINED-DONG-SLIM-PURPLE/dp/B00IF2NIVS/ref=sr_1_33?ie=UTF8&qid=1410805571&sr=8-33&keywords=slim+dildo ... http://www.amazon.com/Thin-tool-7-5in-1-5in-white/dp/B00NB6VPBI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410805493&sr=8-1&keywords=slim+dildo

9 years ago

It would be the first one, I had sex with some guys before and tried some objects like candles or carrots (even a banana, bad idea, don't do it) so I know I would love it. Slim, is it the size of an average dick or less? I don't like too big cocks, they hurt me and I don't enjoy. Where is it better to buy it? In a sex-shop or on the Internet?

9 years ago

If it is your first one and you've not had sex with a guy before, I'd suggest looking for one that is described as slim. Get used to it before you go for one that is a bit thicker.