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A Funny Thing Happened To Me At Work Today

Blog Last Activity 9 years ago 424 views 5 comments
<p>I jacked off this morning at home before work, just like I normally do on a week day. After I came, I got dressed wearing a pair of shorts because the temp was going to be in the mid 70s. Later on at work I was in the break room talking to some co-workers. I was sitting down with my legs crossed. My left ankle was resting on my right knee, so the inside of my left calf was right in front of me facing upwards. I had been sitting like this for a few minutes surrounded by co-workers when I glanced down. Right there on my calf on display for eveyone to see was a row of 3 or 4 dried up cum splatters. They were all matted up with my leg hair and sort of shiny the way dried cum gets. Inside my head I said "oh shit" and immediatley uncrossed my legs. It didn't seem like anyone noticed. I probably should shower after my morning j.o. rather than before.</p>

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sooboy
9 years ago

I guess that's better than precum leaking through gray gym shorts.

yanalxD
9 years ago

nice one!

9 years ago

Great story. Thanks for sharing it.

swiftjohn
9 years ago

If you shaved your legs you wouldn't have to worry about sperm matting in the hair. It's also good advertising for attracting other like minded guys. That's what I do and it's worked great for me.

9 years ago

A bit like you're own version of the famous semen the hair scene in "Something About Mary".