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Nafian Blog Last Activity 9 years ago 376 views 1 comments
Okay, so my first blog entry was kinda serious, but I do have a funny side too! Okay for real, ahhh the memories! I remember I went to this halloween party one time. I had left my car at the bar, which was only like three blocks away, and discovered I loved the taste of white russians! I was a chocolate freak, what can I say!? So I'm at this fun party sucking down these white russians to the point where I can barely stand anymore. After slobbering all over a couple of cuties trying to talk to them, I guess it's time to leave. So I head down the sidewalk (when I could see it), to my car, stopping about every five feet and losing my lunch along with all those drinks. It seriously took me at least 30 minutes to get three blocks, and I don't remember the drive home. That was about 20 years ago and to this day I cannot take the smell of a white russian.<br /><br />Okay, I go out in drag one night on a dare. It was kinda fun and I got a lot of attention, because I wasn't bad looking! This one hot guy hits on me and wants to take me home. I'm like, ok, what the hell. We go to my place and I get to munch down on the most beautiful ass I had seen to date! Afterwords we talk for a bit and then I have to pee. I go to the bathroom, turn and see myself in the mirror. OMG! I had left an eyelash and half my face in this guys ass!! I looked like frankenqueen that had been beaten with an ugly stick!! Thank God he was so dam drunk he probably didn't even notice. I just wondered what he was gonna think when he pulled an eyelash out of his butt. I HAVE ASS SPIDERS!!! Anyway...tra la :-)<br /><br />True stories and I have tons more!<br /><br />Hugs,<br />Nafian

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9 years ago

ASS SPIDERS :)