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CHRISTIAN MOMS AGAINST MASTURBATION...LOL

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8 years ago

We have science since centuries, people who still believe in any kind of religion are stupid!
Kill all religions around the world and you have one problem less. Humans will still start war and terrorism but it would be more honest than for religious reasons.
Humanity stars with single-celled organisms, leave the water as an amphibian and get an ancient species of apes. The evil starts when the brain on one of the ape species grows and they began to change to humans.
Free yourself, get rid of religion.

london999
8 years ago

Sorry but I just have to masturbate

8 years ago

you know once a guy hits puberty straight or gay we just can't keep our hands off our dick. I get a spare 20 minutes I am jacking off. I doubt there is a special place in hell for me. At like 14-16 likke 6 or 8 times a day and weekends endless.

RobbietheRobot
8 years ago

I am addickted to sex, period, and have no intention whatsoever of abstaining, as long as the only person I am hurting, if anyone at all, is myself.

Jayden
8 years ago

After seeing this commercial I my decision. No more sex. I go to Buddha and spend there in Pagoda at least next 6 weeks. After Hong Kong and Taipei of course. Again no hair in my body (must ask younger beginners to shave), only orange robe and just act like normal christ..no, buddish do. No money, no honey, just food for living and praying, Peace to all! Hairless to happiness!

8 years ago

You want so stop it? Don't circumcise, cut the whole dick!

onlyinvegas
8 years ago

no come over here and we can beat it together

ZanyZander
8 years ago

Lol. Nice Jayden...

8 years ago

I visited this facebook page and stopmasturbationnow.org and I really think they are both elaborate jokes.

8 years ago

LOL @ Nick18 and Jayden.....AHHH.....MEN!

Jayden
8 years ago

If Jesus made a mistake? he was meaning Ah...men and not A..men? not sure. I was not there on that slippery hill.

Jayden
8 years ago

Finally he walked to the mount of olives. It was very slippery and wet.

8 years ago

I have the support from Charlie to help me beat it. And I support him. It's a two man support group.

8 years ago

I bet Jesus wanked when he was a teen. If not he was one of about 6 boys that ever existed that never. Hope I do not go to hell for saying that.....

Jayden
8 years ago

or is it erction in Uganda?....

Jayden
8 years ago

But.... Sarah Palin is not as candidate? Sure? Then this must be from Election in Uganda.

8 years ago

I thought Michael Jackson invented that slogan, "We can beat it together"??? After all, his hit "Beat It" was a chart buster back in the day. LOL!

8 years ago

most will agree the Bible does not mention masturbation. many progressive churches will not put the fear of masturbation in their teaching. it is accepted as socially norm unless someone becomes obsessed with it.

ZanyZander
8 years ago

Priceless Nick.

Everyone be sure to "get on your hands and knees"...

RobbietheRobot
8 years ago

CMAB == LMAO ;D

ZanyZander
8 years ago

Lol.