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ASPCA and Humane Society aside, BEASTIALITY has all but been condemned by mainstream society.
I don't believe in listening to that inner voice inside me telling me "No, don't go there." When I was a child I had a poodle who I loved more than life itself. Whenever I would fart, even if I was in another room, "Puppy" would come running for a whiff and lick. Sometimes when I would be completely naked, although I was too young for gratification, I found it quite enjoyable. Needless to say, I could never control "Puppy", one day he escaped the yard as I was leaving to ride my bicycle to 7-11. He was running North on the opposite sidewalk up San Antonio Avenue. When we neared the railroad tracks, I called him over because I knew it would be too dangerous to go any farther. As he was running in full stride, he was struck by a car. I've never gotten over losing my "Puppy". If anything, it was him and his rim jobs that turned me gay, but one thing I know with complete unabashed certainty- There's nothing on this planet that compares to a great rim job. What makes bestiality wrong are the wrongdoers, not the animals.
Why don't you buy another dog....then you can let him rim you while you're fucking that dead guy you wanted to bugger.
Brings a tear to my eye. I had a tarantula that used to do the same, sadly I sat on him. *sniff*