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I know you guys have a sense of humor. How about if we share a favorite joke or two here. Here is mine.

Three strings were walking down the sidewalk and decided to stop in at this bar. They walked up to the bartender and asked for a beer. The bartender looked them over carefully then said, "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". And with that he threw them out.  

They were upset at the injustice as they walked down the sidewalk and came to another bar. They went in and walked up to the bar and ordered beers. The bartender looked them over carefully then said,  "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". And with that he threw them out.  

The strings were so distressed and fearful as they came to a third bar. They started to walk in and the one string said, "Hold on guys. Let's try this". And he shook himself and twisted this way and that way. He told the two other strings to do the same thing.  This time they went in and walked up to the bar and ordered beers. The bartender looked them over carefully then said, "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". The first string countered the insult and proclaimed "I'm not a STRING. I'm a  FRAYED KNOT."