ZanyZander's Blogs

Did you know that you have balls in your head?!     Far out, huh?!     Fo' show', yo!     They are there all of the time too!    You even use them usually!    They also are sensitive!     Even girls have them!    You also show them in public and people can look at them too!    Sometimes people look VERY intently at them!    Sometimes deep INSIDE of them!    Whoa!    They can be wet or dry or just right!    :)    Some can even fucking CLOSE one of them at a time without using their hands!    Holy shit!   You can squint with them, roll them, and hide them too!    All while keeping them in their same rightful place!   These balls can be blue, green, hazel, and brown too!     Or, at least a part of them, eh!