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I was refused my first Upload. It was called: ''This foot is yours''. But there was actually two of them; very properly fitted to a body doing very proper pornographic acts. I am utterly disapointed. But I will not go silently into the night! Maybe the title was too brutal..Satyre will be the end of me. Damn!

That looks like it feels really good!    I wonder where you can get that particular fake vagina?     How do you clean it up as well whether it is that or some other flashlight?    I love seeing his facial expression as he ejaculates burning hot sperm and semen over and over inside of it.    

 

 

 

For those who don’t know about fart fetish or think that it’d be weird/unpleasant to fart for your partner, this is for you. What is it? So in terms of what it entails: It’s usually about wanting to smell or to be forced to smell others’ farts. In general, it’s usually limited to people you’re attracted to (i.e. a straight guy usually is interested in smelling girls’ farts), so it can bleed over into general butt-appreciation things like a fetish for panties, leggings, rimming, facesitting, etc. It doesn’t necessarily mean that they have a fetish for other toilet-related fetishes. To some it’s not about the smell, but just the fact that such a taboo and “wrong”/naughty thing is happening, so just hearing or seeing a girl fart is enough. To others, it’s about the fact that it is such a private and personal thing, so it’s tied more to a sort of “high on empathy”. In that case, there may be an appeal to seeing the facial expression of a girl trying to push one out because it feels like it’s communicating some secret/hidden internal struggles of hers that you’re not supposed to know. Or there may be an interest in the way that the smell is strongly conveying to you how what was just inside of her is now inside of you. It’s common to like to incorporate dominance (i.e. being forced to smell them) or humiliation into it, but some people also like a regular girl who is just farting and laughing about it. Who has it? While it’s definitely a minority fetish, there are still a decent amount of people out there who have it to some extent or another. Most of the major porn sites have probably more videos of it than you could ever watch and there are actresses and websites dedicated exclusively to the fetish. So… there’s definitely enough people for there to be a market. Most people with the fetish seem to be guys, both gay and straight, but there are some women with the fetish (both the fetish for giving and the fetish for receiving). As you might expect, a very very tiny (but existing) amount of people actually incorporated it into their relationship. The majority of them haven’t told their partner and are afraid that it’s weird enough that it’d break up their relationship. In that category some people just accepted their fates and others schemed up all sorts of ways to try to phase it in gradually or make it “accidentally” happen. Why do I have it? I’ve had a fart fetish since before I even knew what fetishes or sex were. I never “chose” to have it, it’s just always been there and something I sort of discovered. I liked it as automatically as I liked the taste of vanilla or the sound of a harp. It was as automatically sexualized as the look of a boobs. Since it’s so weird, I have thought about it a lot and tried to figure out what wires in my brain were crossing to make me like it. The logical side of me thinks it’s crazy, but it’s still there anyways. I don’t really expect to ever get the chance to live it out and have never brought it up with a girlfriend because it’s such a weird and creepy-sounding thing haha. Either way, I’ve thought about it over the years, and I have some theories on why I like it. First, farting is an extremely personal and private thing, especially for girls, so I find the idea of somebody willing to share that with me extremely intimate. Second, confidence is sexy and the confidence it takes to be willing to be on the giving end of a fart fetish is enormous. Third, I do find it gross and I think that’s partly the point. In day to day life I’m something along the lines of a germaphobe. If a person burped, farted or coughed, I’d be really grossed out by the realization that I’m breathing it in from across the room. That allows it to play out in two ways. If it’s a more “forced” scenario, then the unpleasantness allows it to be a sort of domination/humiliation which can be exciting in the BDSM way. On the other hand, I really like giving so if it’s a more voluntary scenario, then the unpleasantness makes it feel like a stronger sort of sacrifice. Fourth, I like the look of a good butt, so it probably helps given that this fetish involves having a butt in my face! Why You Might Enjoy it: 1. It’s extremely intimate. When you really think about it, what makes intimacy is sharing with a person the things that you don’t share with a lot of people. Whether you’re cuddling over a movie with somebody or having sex with them, the thing that injects some intimacy and closeness is that the majority of the world could not and did not cuddle with you over a movie or have sex with you. It goes this way for sexual intimacy, but intimacy in general as well, it creates more intimacy to tell somebody an insecurity you’ve never told anybody else than it does to tell them something you talk about all the time. It creates more intimacy to pick up a living room set together than it does to pick what food you want to order. The things you’ve shared with less people are the things that create a more intimate connection when you do share it with somebody. And, with that line of reasoning, your farts are one of the most intimate things you can possibly do with a person. 2. It’s an excuse to have your partner go down on you often and for a long time. If their face is already down there, what’ll they do to keep busy? And if you have a lot, you can’t let all of them out all at once, so maybe it’ll be easier for them to stay down there than keep coming back when you’re ready. 3. It’s makes you comfortable with each other and with yourself. Forget being nervous about the first time you have morning breath around your partner or the first time you wash the make-up off. Carrying out this fetish basically normalizes one of the “grossest” sides of you and shows you that your partner can, will and wants to take it. It makes you comfortable with yourself. You’re probably embarrassed or nervous about farting around others and, in the society we live in, it’ll probably stay that way. However, basically celebrating that act helps you to get rid of your own hang-ups about the very natural act that it is. Even if you would fart around your partner normally in a relationship, you might still be a bit nervous about how often is too often, if it’ll smell too bad, if you’re eating too much of that food that will give you a lot of gas or if you’re doing it at an inappropriate time like during sex. The fetish goes a step farther from “it’s okay to fart around your partner” to “it’s good to fart around your partner” which puts all of those anxieties to rest so you don’t have to have some remaining anxieties about it. 4. It could help give you an active sex life. The first step to an active sex life is getting sex on each other’s minds. It increases the odds that sex is on your or his mind to attach such a regular, normal activity to a sexual fetish. If you fart, now there is some chance it might remind you of your intimate play together. If you fart around him, there is that same chance for him to think the same. (And you might enjoy knowing that little secret about what’s going on in his mind.) Eating a food that causes gas may give you a little kinky smirk and holding a fart in for when you’ll see him soon keeps that kinky thought in the back of your mind that whole time. The next step to an active sex life is having lots of opportunities to initiate sex. Assuming that when you’re home alone together you sometimes or always call him over when you have a fart coming, you’re creating a situation where he comes over to you and puts his face by your butt. That’s a good opportunity for one of you to escalate the situation to sex if you were in the mood. You could help that more by having part of the tradition being to pull your pants down or to always do it as forward facesitting (i.e. his nose would actually be pressing against your pussy, giving you each even more chance to become aroused). So, between those two points, there is a lot of opportunity for a fart fetish to do good things for how sexually active you are. 5. It’s a good way to explore other sexual dynamics. To give you some ideas… Making it into a “punishment” can help you explore a more dominant side. For that you might trap them with the smell under a blanket, try to make it smell worse, tape up their mouth so they have to smell, etc. Obviously, if you come to like that, it’ll be natural and easy to start playing with other kinds of dominance, punishment, bondage and humiliation fetishes. You might even just have a lot of farts one day and lay on your stomach on the bed watching a movie while your partner lays with their face ready to smell because you don’t feel like making a whole orchestrated thing out of it. That kind of activity sets up a dynamic where you do nothing and they are putting all of their attention on you. If you like that, it can (and probably will) easily expand into having sessions with a “worship” dynamic where you’re allowed/expected to do nothing in return and maybe not even pay attention, while your partner is focusing all of their attention on you (e.g. point #2). It can be very rewarding to be able to have those times when the entire focus is just on you and you aren’t worrying about how you’re reacting or what you’re doing back. And it’s not just dominance-style roles. Some people like being on the giving end of a fart fetish in a submissive role using the embarrassment and shame of having somebody watch them fart or being disgusted by their farts. And maybe it’s just something you find funny and you laugh about the activity. Either way, it’s something that you can do a lot of different ways, so it gives you a lot of opportunity to use it as a stepping stone to explore a lot of difference sexual dynamics and maybe discovering other things that you like. 6. By comparison, anything you ask for probably sound pretty normal, so you don’t have to feel weird mentioning one of your own curiosities.

 

Every day life is busy when you find yourself a daddy and frequently you barely have enough time to think about your own needs, not to mention do anything whatsoever about meeting them. But your necessities are very important and neglecting them isn't beneficial to anyone, not you, not your lover and certainly not your kids. Read on for advice on the best way to turn into a really good daddy but still find time for sex.

Sex-life? What sex-life? You are a daddy and every day life is so chaotic that you simply hardly have the time to consider your needs and desires, not to say do anything whatsoever about meeting them. It can seem just like your own necessities do not matter much, it's your kids that have main priority and you've to carry out whatever it takes to maintain them. Really don't be misled, the needs you have are very important and ignoring all of them isn't beneficial to any one, not you, not your spouse and definitely not your sons or daughters. Sure you can't do everything you probably did before little ones, daily life changed and enjoyment is supplied in different ways. But you're still a adult with mature necessities and for you to definitely feel satisfied they have to be met.

So how can you find energy and time for having sex when there are plenty of other stuff requiring your attention? It requires a little more planning and effort than ever before and you have to say to your self that it can happen and it's also well worth it.

Let's say you don't want anyone touching you after you have children crawling around you all day? A few people have a quotient for the level of physical contact they need and can comfortably accommodate in a day. But if you consider about it kids touch you differently to how your spouse touches you and typically, it's all take.

So how can you get more sex? Okay, how can you have any sex?

1. Turn it into a goal and it'll happen. Feeding your kids quickly turns into a priority when you have nagging children at your feet. Try to make your needs and desires like that and don't let up unless you 've got what you want.

2. Find a time which works. It may be at the beginning of the morning just before the little ones get up, it can be soon after they've gone to bed ignoring the dishes and the washing and cleaning up, it may possibly be in the daytime while the children are paying attention to a cartoon video. You need to make time for each other.

3. Do a little stuff that allow you to think about sex. It can be difficult to switch your mind from babyland to sex so you may need some help. Sit back and watch a hot sex movie, read sex-related fiction with each other, be able to write your lover a sexy note, remember an occasion when you'd amazing sex (comon this can be done, it can't be that long, surely, you have children afterall!), relive how good it felt.

4. Take a shower together. Now there is one thing about getting bared and wet together that can be very exciting and erotic.

5. Count on interruptions and don't be put off. OK you begin kissing therefore you notice your baby cry. You try to overlook it but you can't. So you go off and tend to them and then think the good moment has disappeared. But it isn't. And if it's then get it back by looking at the interruption as a diversion which has increased your appetite for sex not soured it.

6. Don't wait until you get into bed to begin sex. When you've been together awhile it's simple to get into habits, like falling into a deep sleep as soon as your head touches the pillow, and quite often it's those habits that you have to shoot down in order to kickstart your sex-life. Sex can happen anyplace so take advantage of the spaces you have.

7. And the most essential thing you have to do! do not stop trying! You are able to find a way to make it happen. Realize that your needs are very important and you will probably function far better when they've been met.

Are you picky about your partner whether he short or tall or whatever?

I like all sizes tbh but if there taller then me I am just as hard with it and okay with it lol

My friend I know is taller and older then me and he is so fucking cute and hot! so fuck ya I like tall guys

Short guys are always okays to cuddle and fuck and breed and give lots of loving too and all.

 

Wow!    This guy is hot and gorgeous, huh?!

 

 

Lucianus wishes you a Merry Christmas and full of joy and well-being.

Put your Brownshirts up, Nick18.

                              This photo is SO hot and beautiful!     Some of my favorite subjects here in the Court of ZanyZander!     :)

 

 

                                                           

 

Hello friends, who here likes vintage boys?

Here's one for a good laugh!