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Like most mumbo-jumbo, the whole 'zodiac sign personality' thing has always made me roll my eyes. Almost any of the supposed characteristics of each sign could apply to almost anyone at certain times or under certain circumstances. It's all vague enough and human beings are complex enough for the woo-woo of it to occasionally match reality and seem to have substance.

Yet despite that, over the years I find a bit of me almost somehow gives some of it a kind of credence, which aggravates me because I know it's balderdash.

For instance, Leos. They're meant to be bossy, self-aggrandising extroverts, although full of a warm passion that can sometimes mitigate their egos and make them loyal and good friends, or particularly good leaders in certain situations. Weirdly, pretty much every Leo I've known matches this description, either positively or negatively, but mostly negatively. On the whole, any time I've automatically disliked someone, found them insufferable or had to bail out of a friendship or relationship with them, they've turned out to be a Leo. I was at a party not long ago and a guy there was trying very hard to pick me up. There was something so aggressive and all-encompassing and self-asserting and self-absorbed about how he did it - the completely wrong way to appeal to me - that eventually, when he was suggesting I go back to his place, I just said, "Hey no offence but I just don't go out with Leos any more." He looked at me, totally stunned, and said, "How on earth did you know I was a Leo?" I burst out laughing.

Meanwhile, I myself am a Virgo. And even though I consider it all poppycock, I can't help but notice that I do have a lot of what are considered 'Virgo' characteristics that other people don't seem to have to the same degree. An intense attention to and fascination with intricate detail. A tendency to be drawn to, and skilled at, very detailed large scale projects. A sort of 'intellectual' cast of mind, loving science and art. A real insistence on reasoning and logic and an abhorrence of wooly thinking. These traits have their good sides, but can have drawbacks and even be obnoxious when they're not called for, despite the fact us 'Virgos' are generally, apparently, quiet and reserved, even shy, in person.

The main thing is that it annoys my sense of reasoning and logic and abhorrence of wooly thinking that the nonsense of the zodiac predicts exactly how I would react to it.

Relationship-wise, my best star sign match is Capricorn. Like I'm trying to emphasize, to me the zodiac is invented drivel. Yet I can't help but notice that all my best, strongest, most rewarding and easy-going, pleasurable relationships have been with precisely Capricorns. Argh! Shut up Sky Shape monsters! I don't believe in you!

At least when it comes to sex I can see that it's all made-up piffle. When I look up 'the zodiac and sex' this becomes clear. On the one hand sex with a Virgo is apparently "toe-curling" and our fastidiousness means that "I need to wash the sheets now" is what we're most likely to say right afterwards. Yet according to other people Virgos have "awesome sex skills" and of all the signs we are "the sweetest in bed".

Hmm, those last two things seem pretty accurate after all. Maybe there is something to it. Argh! No that's just the flattery of it working its voodoo!

So, um, what about you guys? Do you match your sign? Does your sex and relationship life match what the zodiac says about you? Are you like me and don't believe any of it but are baffled by those odd bits of spoooky resonance it sometimes has?

hi guys, i just joined here, everytime someone sends me a friend request, i press accept but it comes back saying i already have them as a friend, but i dont!!! anyone know what im doing wrong/how to solve it? also when i try to upload my profile pic it, i upload it but it says i havent uploaded a avatar? what is that? and no pic comes up!

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’ Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy. ‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’ The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on. Share it with friends and tag them so the cycle continues … Do not keep this letter … You could change a life too

... and what's the name of the river AND where is this city located? Good luck again, Boys!

Saturday started out ok, but went down hill fast! Went to a ladies place to pick up an old cast iron bath tub - got it for free! While trying to lift it onto the trailer, my lower back "popped out".. managed to get bath on trailer and go home, but back has and still is buggered! To top it all off, I've picked up the "flu". Felt like total shit after I washed my bus today (got a charter job tomorrow). It's 6.30pm Monday night, just cooking something for dinner and then it's off to bed!! Hope you all had a better weekend than me lol!!!

Hello my friends,

Its been a while since I posted anything on here, in fact its been a while since I was on here period. Wow what a change! Nick major Kudos for the vast overhaul of the site. Awsomeness is everywhere!!!

The last time I was on was right before the eclipse, as you might know Carbondale was in the right place for a change and we got to see the total eclipse for the longest of anyone. It was the most incredible thing I have ever seen in my life. First off we had several thousand visitors descend on our little part of the world here so it was a really crowded yet cool kinda massive outdoor rock concert event. What I imagine "woodstock" might have been like. people were cool and mellow and everyone was nice to each other . When the moment of totality happened suddenly there was an eerie moment where everyone was silent. It took about 15 seconds before I realized I was crying, I have no idea why but tears were just streaming down my cheeks. Many others were affected likewise.

After it was over we all partied like hell!!!!!! I met some new friends and got naked and got fucked and fucked . Eclipse sex is great!

School is going well, I dont have a roommate this year. I assume it is because of the stink that Conner's ( last years roommate) caused because I introduced him to butt fucking and cock sucking and he was a very willing participant until returning home to his southern Baptist Minister father for the summer. He complained to the school about me calling me a sexual deviant. Funny that all the nonsense stopped when I gave my statement of how Conner used to fuck me almost every day, sometimes twice a day or more . Sometimes I would wake up with him inserting his dick into me.  All this was stated and sworn before a wittness but it seems that when they realized that Conner would have to appear before the board as well everything got dropped. Written off as a confused young mans first time away from home.  So according to them he is in the Peace Corps in South America doing missionary work. I laughed because he didnt like the missionary position he like to take me from behind.

Not much else going on, terrible thing in Vegas. I think that Charlton Heston had it right all along, "Some how some where there just has got to be something in this universe better than mankind"  When we can have such an atrocity happen for no reason other than "I can" and when we live in a world where we have to pray our leader is slightly less crazy than some other countries leader. Please let me know when Space X is ready to colonize Mars I volunteer! As long as we can have space sex!

Well thats all folks love to ya all

J  

<p><strong>Woman files lawsuit against every gay in the world </strong></p> <p>The town of Auburn, Nebraska, population 3,385, is poised to become a footnote to US legal history after one of its residents filed a lawsuit against all the worldâ??s gay people and asked a federal judge to rule that homosexuality is a sin<br /> <br /> In a seven-page, handwritten filing, Sylvia Driskell claimed to be an ambassador of God and said she was disappointed that Nebraska had become â??compliant in the lewd behaviour of some peopleâ??.</p> <p>â??Homosexuality is a sin and... homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet,â?? she wrote, according to the Omaha World-Herald newspaper.</p> <p>Ms Driskell, who quotes the bible in her suit, could not be contacted on Wednesday. An official at the US District Court told The Independent that the case had been assigned to Judge John Gerrard. It would be up to him to decide how or whether to proceed with the case.</p> <p>â??The woman does not have an attorney and she has not asked for an attorney,â?? said the official, who asked not to be named. â??The process might take some time.â??</p> <p>Ms Driskell finished her suit by stating: â??It is because of the lordâ??s mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassion fails not.â??</p> <p>The suit was noticed by several gay activists and writers, including Dan Savage, the advice columnist, who said, "Man, I hope I get deposed!" and Steven Payne, a self-described "gay feller," who wrote in The Daily Kos:</p> <p>"Brian (his husband) and I will be liquidating our assets in preparation for a certain loss. We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny. In the meantime, our fear is so great we have ceased and desisted being homosexual." <br /> Driskell, who's representing herself, didn't answer a call for comment. The court noted dryly that, regarding to the defendants, "No summons [was] issued."</p>

I'm new here and I'm trying all these features out.  My name is Matthew and in 4 years I hope to be a Christian minister. Lol What am I doing here? you might ask. If you claim to be a Christian what are you doing here? Lol 

I'm leaving tomorrow - 17 Dec - and plan on being out of the states during the holidays so I can't engage in any debates right now.

So wish me Godspeed please, 

I'm leaving this because some on here might like to hear it. I hope it helps someone. 

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Holidays can be very hard for someone who lost a loved one during the year.  It’s been 10 years since my mother’s passing from colon cancer.  It had started in her colon and they cut it out of there. A year later it had metastasized in her liver. I can remember she became weaker and slept more each day. She became diabetic. It was terrible.

The first holiday after she passed was Easter and I just sat there and cried. Each holiday brought new memories of her. That first year was the hardest. The second year was better, but even today, as I’m writing this, I’m crying. I don’t cry every day anymore in fact I cry very little about me mom. I miss her like all get out but I’m glad she’s gone.

Yeah, I can finally say this that she left a very sick body behind. When she passed her body wasn’t anything like I had ever known her to be.  She was sick and she hurt and I know she didn’t want to sleep 20 hours a day.

I believe that when she died – when her body finally shut down – she has a spirit or life force.  The Bible calls it “the breath of God”.  I believe that spirit/life force, that Divine breath that had animated her fleshly body returned to God.  I believe all breathing creatures have that  Divine breath.  I believe your favorite pet that died; your father, mother any other family member ; anyone who you’ve loved here and walked among us will be waiting in the new life where there is no pain or suffering.

Merry Christmas guys,

 

Love, Matthew

Would you ever have a problem fucking someone in the ass on their back with their testicles getting in the way?     How would you handle the situation so that you did not slam into them and or crush them?    

Me and The Chav xx I was given the job of looking after this woman’s dog, in truth I lived up the road, so it wasn’t a stretch of the imagination that id be the one she picked. Mainly because I’ve got one already and she knew me from the shop she used to work in, she worked behind the till of my local newspaper shop. So I thought well why not,. She offered me 20 quid for the week, but the sweetener for the deal was “my sons sometimes in, but he’s unreliable, so I’d rather have someone I know going in. He’s 18 and he’ll try to get off work and get his mates round they hang out, he’s a bit of chav, “ Fuck me I thought, there’s nowt better than a trackie lad, they’re so hot and horny, there’s loads of the fuckers round here, tight arses, hint of boxers, showing. Hands down their undies. I love em. So I said oh aye I’ll do it. I’ve always loved the undies, its the fact you can feel if a lads just been in em, nice and warm, and i love wanking in em, over the years I’ve nicked loads so i thought well I can look after the dog, walks, and feeds and that, and maybe just maybe, get a pair of his undies while I’m at it. So I went in the house. I was racing inside. Walked the dog. Then there on the wall was a huge picture of this lad, and he was cute, not what you’d call like a Hollywood hunk , just a lad off the estate but cheeky looking. Just my type. So I gets back in after the walk, and race up to his bedroom, its shut, I think fucking hell, I cant go in, if he’s in it ll look weird, what can i do, could say I couldn’t find the upstairs toilet and just wander in. Fuck it, me cock was rock solid, im ganna do it, I thought. So I went in, trackies all over the bedroom floor, ashtrays full of cig dumpers. Stunk of teenage lad. So there I was his single bed still warm, the picture of his and his crew hanging above the bed, all the lads all that jizz in em, fuck me I’d love to take everyone of their horny chav cocks in me mouth. I went into his draw and their they were all types of boxers, Mckenzies, Lonsdales, etc etc, Theyre was a pair of grey Pierre Cardins, tight briefs things, I choose them, I wanted to go back home and wank off, but i thought fuck it Im ganna wank me load in his undies and lie on his bed sniffing his pair of warm undies, I was shouting “you fucking horny bastard, id love your fat cock stuck right in me mouth, id love to suck you dry, I want ya fucking cum.” Wanked off, came loads. This went on for a while, wanking on his bed and that Then one day I ran upto his room wanted a wank on his bed, and he was in, shit, so i walked the dog, and then, came back in. I thought oh ill make it look like im using the lav, so i did only this time he was lying not on his side, but on his back, i stared for ages, just looking at him, so hot. Then he wakes so im like “oh I was just going to say, the dogs not feeling too well,” The worse lie ever, he looked and smiled “aye allllllllllllllright mate.” Grabbed a tab. He was so cute smiling as he talked about work and that, no top on, his body not muscle but nice defined. I licked me lips, and stared at his bulge, i could see his hand shuffling up and down, and i thought phew, i could just climb in that bed, the same one id wanked off loads on anyway. He was like “av got loads of gay mates like, me ma said you were gay.” I was like “aye, “ sheepishly. All the time staring at his tenting under the sheets, by this time you could see a little bit of movement. “Im tenting under here, like. Ya not fancy helping is out like mate, “ I nodded, he pulled back the sheets, his cock was gorgeous 8 inches and a nice bit of fur going on he stroked it, and I was like handed him his undies to stick back on, so he did, saw them passing over his lovely tight little chav arse. I started sucking thru his tight boxers, licking his nuts, giving his hungry man pussy a bit of lick, and licking one side of his cock and then licking the other, but teasing him right up he loved it. Then I pulled out his cock and i sucked it all the way down, deep throating him. I loved it, played with his nuts, sucked his cock, licked his balls wanked him off, the lot “thats fucking great mate, Im ganna blow me fucking jizz all over ya soon like.” So I went back to sucking i wanted his cum in me mouth, and he shot the lot in, emptied his balls right in me mouth moaning as he did it, it was the best horniest nosh id ever given. I watched his balls as they drew back, I loved it, so did he. Me a man in his 40’s sucking on an 18 year old chav who could ask for more. .....

Hey all my friends here on  GBT. I know we do not always chat and share as we could and should .... pretty much my bad, I do not always reply to pm's and such, however, tomorrow is my  900  days here. WOW. njoyed every minute online and yes... I enjoyed most of you too. :) Thank you for the community and allowing me to be a part of your world here. I sincerely wish that during the next 900 days I be more proactive. love you all lots. be safe.... be happy....be content,  MANY THANKS TO ALL!!!!!!  LUV YOU LOTS.

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If so what songs do you play?   Any particular artists you like?

I was 13, played bantam hockey, my best friend Claude and I were the stars of the team.

Our little town team was invited to a national tournament in the big city.

We lodged in a cheap motel in the suburb, naturally, coach had Claude and I room together, all other boys were 14.

We won the first game, Claude was MVP, coach ordered fried chicken, ordered curfew by 9pm for an 8am next day game.

Once the lights off and in bed in our pyjamas, I asked Claude : ‘’you have a girlfriend, I don’t, girls say they teach each other how to kiss, would you teach me for when ?’’

I am not asleep and I can make believe you are Carole, you never kissed? he said.

Sometimes I try on my own lips in the mirror. I was laying on my back looking at the ceiling trying to imagine how it would be to kiss Claude’s girlfriend Carole when I felt the soft touch of Claude’s lips on my left cheek and getting close to my lips. I trembled, he took my head in his hands, I think I fainted. ‘’F’’ you sure you never kissed ? he said ! I had naturally enjoyed his tongue and sucked his.

With my knees bent upward and my legs open wide I was also trying to hide the enormous hard on I had seldom felt before when Claude opened my pyjama shirt to kiss my left nipple. I then had the first ejaculation I can remember wetting my pyjamas all over.

Don’t worry, Claude said ‘’same happened to me with Carole’’

To be followed !

is it just me or is every1 having the same prob as me here? i notice l8ly the vids on here just stop and go constantly. its becoming no fun to watch them at all with all the "buffering"!! and i'm on 256kbps

....did you find it? The cat can't... lolol

it my birthday to day i no your thinking yer right so what but it a noather year fro me cos when you got spina bifda you live every day like it your lass i have will that wrong with me whant go in to that your be a sleep any any one else share a birthday to day and let me no thanks ian