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Davey1965

11 years ago

To all the supporters of this Blog.I have started a new Blog called
the fun,laughter and Happiness Blog so i can put this blog to rest
as i wrote it last year.Please join me on my new Blog.
Thanks too all the Joksters out there xoxoox Davey

Davey1965

11 years ago

Two gay guys are sharing an apartment. One gay guy is sitting on the couch jerking off in a brown paper bag. His partner walks into the room ready to go to work and asks what the hell are you doing?! The other guy replies, "I'm Packing Your Lunch!!!"

Davey1965

11 years ago

Like it Senip haha

senip

11 years ago

A guy walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich and buys three drinks , when they have finished them the ostrich buys a round, on finishing those the guy buys another round . And so this continues all night . The barman finally says to the guy how come you and the ostrich have been buying drinks all night and the cat hasn't bought any? The guy says well, i made a wish on my birthday and asked for a tall bird with a tight pussy .

Davey1965

11 years ago

Poor Justin 8-( There all Jealous haha

BackStreetBoy

11 years ago

Daughter: Hey mom,I'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)

Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, OOOH!
(Mom run's into the bedroom)

Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber.

Davey1965

11 years ago

Passenger Misses Flight and Loses it. Oh Hes a Government Official so we dont dare arrest him.!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJTgyhEqQ3E

Davey1965

11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Xymg0HmUA

11 years ago

there was a boy named tommy living on an indian reservation out west in the 1950's..he was a great kid who loved to help people and was a straight A student...tommy finished high school with straight a's..everyone loved tommy...the council met to see what they could do for tommy...the money was raised to send him to a big college back east..tommy graduated with straight A's...an electrical engineer..he comes home to a big banquet in his honor..tearry eyed tommy , so humble, asked if there was anyway he could repay everyone..could you put heat and lites in the outhouses?...he did...tommy became known as the first indian to wire a head for a reservation..

BackStreetBoy

11 years ago

A little old man answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a very well-dressed young man in a navy blue pinstriped suit, red silk tie, white shirt, shoes polished like black mirrors, and carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Get lost, Mister fancy suit!" said the old man. "I haven't got any money" and he proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his polished shoe in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

The old man again told him to get lost. And with that, the young man emptied a bucket of mud all over his hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.

"I got a better idea" said the old man, looking the young man up and down "If you don't clean it all up, I'll swap those fancy clothes of yours fer my overalls."

"Fine, sir!" said the young man confidently.

"That fancy suit and tie are gonna look good on me!" said the old man."But take them shoes off first!"

"But sir! I haven't demonstrated the vacuum yet!"

"Yes, you have. The electricity ain't workin"..."

Davey1965

11 years ago

Haha I wondered if there last name was Yu ?
Poor Fuck Yu He,ll miss his Brothers 8-(

BackStreetBoy

11 years ago

There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu... Well, he had to go back to China.

Davey1965

11 years ago

lol senip........Just a slight detour ,into the woods haha

Davey1965

11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBzcgaUfyr8

senip

11 years ago

Its weird, when i pick up hot young lads that are hitching a lift , they always say the same thing to me ...Hang on a minute, i don't live in the forest.

swiftjohn

11 years ago

The Pope finally gave the real reason that he decided to retire. It seems that he wanted to spend more time with the kids.

Davey1965

11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmwrIlLXuY

11 years ago

@ davey1965 lol

Davey1965

11 years ago

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?" As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it... In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints... Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting as fuck...!" Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

Davey1965

11 years ago

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

BackStreetBoy

11 years ago

hahaha honda:) Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

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