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“Hey, stop pushing against me!.  What the hell do you think you’re doing?”, said the anus to the cock.

“I’m trying to get inside, so I can fuck you, that’s what! So let me in already, damn it!!!”

“NO WAY!!!!!”

“You might as well give in, I’m a lot stronger than you – so just relax and let it happen.  You’re gonna love it!”

“Nope, I don’t believe you – you’re just one of those slippery guys that can’t be trusted.”

“Has this happened to you before?”

“A few times I think – not many - and they were just as slippery as you.  So stop pushing!”

“How many times?”

“I don’t remember, I have a very short memory, but ever since this body turned 18, it’s been happening.  In fact, I think it may have happened just last night at the party we went to.”

“Well, just relax and open up, I’m not going to wait all day!!!”

“I’m warning you – you’re not going to like it in here – it’s dark and smelly, not a pleasant place to be!”

“Doesn’t matter – I can’t see or smell, so those things don’t bother me.”

“Oh God, you’re coming in!  Stop it! – you’re hurting me!!!”

“Just relax and the pain will go away after a few minutes, then it’ll start feeling really good – I promise!!.”

“That’s what they all say.   AARGHH!! You’re in!!! – Are you satisfiedjQuery18204214698535636384_1626050365945  Now take it out!  It hurts like Hell!!!”

“I’m just in you a little.  Oh, that’s so good!  You’re really tight! This is going to be so much fun! And I’m not backing out now that I’m finally in, but I won’t go any further for a minute or two so you can adjust to me being inside you, so just relax and open up some more so I can go in further.”

“Further? How far are going to go?”

“As far as I can, of course – what did you think? So get used to it!”

“What’s that stuff leaking out of you.”

“That’s my pre-cum.  It’ll coat your walls and make it easier for both of us.”

“Why is it called ‘pre-cum’ and what’s ‘cum’??”

“’Pre-cum’ is stuff that comes out of me to provide a lubricant on your walls. ‘Cum’ is the white creamy sticky stuff that I’m going to shoot deep inside you.  It’s the whole reason for doing this – and believe me,  I’m going to feel so good cumming inside you.  Oh, yeah, I feel you opening up for me, so I’m going to go a little further in.”

“Some of the pain is going away, I might as well let you do this since it doesn’t seem like I have much choice.”

“No you don’t! There I’m about half-way in – how does that feel now?”

“Not so bad anymore.  What are you doing now? It’s starting to feel almost good.”

“I’m stroking slowly inside you, that’s what.”

“Oh yeah, keep it up, I can feel you sliding in and out of me.  Can you go a little faster and maybe deeper?  Please!”

“Sure.  It feels great to me.  I love your tight insides.”

“No pain at all now, just pleasure!”

“I told you you’d like it and you didn’t believe me.  You’ll like it even more the next time!”

“What?  You’ll be doing this to me again?”

“Yeah, as often as I can.  Probably again in an hour or so after I rest up some.”

“Oh God, what did you just do to me?”

“I think I rubbed against your prostate.  You liked that?  Want me to do it again?”

“As often as you can!” … “This has been going on for quite awhile now – and feels better and better!  I love it!!  Would you go deeper and faster and harder.  I’m getting really sensitive in here - and my body is going to do something soon I think.”

“That’s called an ‘orgasm’ and I certainly plan to give you one if I can.”

“Oh shit, I can’t hold it back!”

“I feel your walls clenching around me.  What’s happening?”

“OHHHHH YEAH!!!.  My whole body is convulsing! Keep on fucking me – I may pass out! – it’s so wonderful and exciting!!  I never thought being fucked would feel so great!!”

“What’d I tell you!  And you didn’t believe me!!  Now I’m going to fuck you even harder – so be prepared!”

“Prepared for what?”

“I told you before – my CUM!  Maybe you’ll be able to feel it when it happens.  And it’s going to happen – RIGHT ABOUT NOOWWW!!!  OH YES!! – I’M CUMMINGGG!!!

“I can feel you pulsating inside of me - I really can!  OH GOD!  It’s happening again!!! My whole walls are convulsing again!!  How long is this is going to last.”

“Maybe 10 or 20 seconds or possibly even longer I hope!!,” I groaned.  “So good!!!”

“Now I feel a lot of sticky, creamy stuff in me – God! there’s so much that it’s actually leaking out of me – And I think you’re still cumming!!!”

“There”, I finally gasped, “I think I’m done.  You OK??”

“Better than OK!  When can we do it again???”

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If you liked this fun story, please leave a comment or feel free to email me at JoshPrim2@gmail.com.  I love getting comments, so don’t be shy.  

And please read some of my other stories.  They’re all different. :)

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