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I think its time for jokes! The more tasteless the better

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There was a gay apartment complex that caught fire. The female, aka lesbian section all survived as they got out lick-a-dee-split
All the dudes perished because they were too busy packing-shit!!!!!

Do you know why the stoner put two quarters in his condom before he fucks you?
So if he can't come he can call!!!

Do you know why Mr. Pibb comes in a bottle? His boyfriend left him!!!

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11 years ago

Q: what's the hardest thing about skateboarding?
A: telling your parents that you're gay. Lol

letsGO
letsGO
11 years ago

sorry guys...why is cum white and piss yellow? so you know if you cumming or going, lol

letsGO
letsGO
11 years ago

toby, lol, the stools i sit on have 4 legs, so add 1, lol....these jokes are all great, bit dif from the other blogs and well needed...thanks mr p

Toby19
Toby19
11 years ago

how many gay guys can you fit on a stool ...... 3 ... turn it upside down .....:)

11 years ago

A 70 year old couple are sitting in church when the wife leans over to her husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband leans back to the wife and whispers, "Get the battery in your hearing aid replaced."

11 years ago

A 70yr old couple are about to have sex, when the husband stops and closes his eyes. "What are you doing?" His wife asks. "Praying for guidance!" The husband replies. "Why don't you pray for dtiffness", the wife says, "I'll guide it myself!"

anjinsan
anjinsan
11 years ago

On my first ever day in prison and my BIG muscly cell mate says,"Do you want to be the husband or the wife?" Thinking it would be better to give than receive, I replied in my gruffest voice, "Husband". "Good", he said, "Now come over here and suck your wife's cock!"

11 years ago

Two gay friends are talking. One asks the other, "Do you smoke after sex?". The other pauses, and replies, "I don't know. I've never looked."

11 years ago

during my last physical my doc said,,"mike you are overweight and out of shape. i want you to run five miles a day for two weeks and call me". so thats what i did. after fourteen days i called him. "how are you doin mike? he asked. "i feel great doc but i'm seventy miles from home".

billabongdude
billabongdude
11 years ago

Went for my routine checkup the other day. Everything was going well, until he stuck his finger up my ass! Think I should get a new dentist?

kyle1991
kyle1991
11 years ago

Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

11 years ago

WHich is easier to load a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
a truck full of dead babies cause you can use a pitch fork.
Know how you can tell when a live babie is in the pile?
It wiggles when you poke it!

Yoshi312
Yoshi312
11 years ago

Guy walks in to a bar and orders 6 shots of Jack Daniels. Bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" "My first blowjob." "In that case, have a 7th shot on the house!" "Thanks anyway, but if the first six don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

11 years ago

A dirty old man walks into a clock shop and whips his cock out in front of the sales assistant and slaps it down on the counter. "Sir!!! This is a clock shop!!" the assistant screams. "Yeah well why dont you stop shouting and put two hands and a face on this!"

11 years ago

I was talking to a friend who had just split up with his girlfriend;
Me: So why did you two split up?
My friend; she was starting to get annoyed coz I kept putting my cock in inappropriate places.
Me; Really? Such as?
My friend; Mainly her brothers arse.

anjinsan
anjinsan
11 years ago

I walked into my house to find that my wife had gone and a note was pinned to the wall. It said, "We have your wife. If you want to see her alive we want $1 million. Do not contact the police. We are very determined! Await a phone call." They weren't fucking joking about being determined. I've had 36 missed calls from them so far...