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i have decided to move to montana and raise dental floss..

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11 years ago

thanks(sob)

11 years ago

Sorry about the dog, she did send me an email about an apparently quite well-endowed poodle she saw at the circus that she was very excited about. But you know those circus performers, she will probably return shortly broken-hearted and pregnant (again).

letsGO
letsGO
11 years ago

foghat is an awesome band, lived on LI with blue oyster cult for a long time...SLOW RIDE, take it easy

11 years ago

i am not a fan of franks music. strange stuff. i saw him accidentally in 1973. was with a group(8)of people in miami to see foghat at the heliport. i was trippin and wasn't havin the greatest trip. zappa opened up for foghat. the music was kinda yukky. frank seemed to be yellin at the audience. then foghat came on and i felt better. anyone actually like zappa's music?

Yoshi312
Yoshi312
11 years ago

Yay! Frank Zappa reference!

11 years ago

interesting bri..whats chipped?

letsGO
letsGO
11 years ago

a greeter at wallyworld be a great in for the dental floss crop, i hope the dog ain't chipped, lol

11 years ago

thanks gran..yer always helpin me . my dog ran off to join the circus. (sob) i could just become a secret agent or a greeter at walmart. thanks everyone for the great help...

11 years ago

Hey Mike, you really shouldn't believe those magazine and TV ads, raising good floss is much more difficult than they make it sound. They are subject a lot of diseases and stuff (not to mention the floss rustlers). And then there are those long, dark, cold Montana winter nights. Of course you have that amorous and oft-pregnant dog to keep you happy.

11 years ago

i thought spaghetti came from italian cows.

11 years ago

Perhaps you can grow spaghetti trees there too

11 years ago

Mike, that's for sharing that bit of information. My older brother was a big Zappa fan. I'll check him out on youtube.

11 years ago

frank zappa was an unusual but gifted musical guy,. he wrote,produced and played in many albums. he passed in 1993. this blog title refers to a song he write and performed. i encourage you to see him on u-tube..

unclespeedo
unclespeedo
11 years ago

I just found out that my BROTHER is an ONLY CHILD ....???

11 years ago

I went to the doctor and he told me I was in horrible shape. I told the doctor I wanted a second opinion. So he says your ugly too!

11 years ago

I went to the doctor. He said, "lie down on the couch".I said , "what for?", he said,"I want to sweep the floor".

11 years ago

that sounds swift john,,tony..so sorry...lol

11 years ago

big laughs...u-tube,,,benny hill....search box---police raid in waterloo station. a funny six minute bad movie..great.

swiftjohn
swiftjohn
11 years ago

I just got a great deal on a sequin mine just outside of Las Vegas.

11 years ago

I went to the dentist. He said,"your teeth are ok, but your gums have got to come out".

11 years ago

Some of the best dental floss in the world grows in Montana. Shrewd move!