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In the US Navy, Admiral's Staff in Italy; he was in charge of all US and NATO subs in the Mediterranean and I worked on the computer system that communicated with all the subs. System had been down for almost an entire day, I had my head and shoulders buried inside a piece of equipment, trying to fix the thing. I'd had everyone in the building, it seemed, come to ask when it was going to be fixed. Yet another voice asked that question and I erupted with "It'll be fuckin' fixed when people leave me the fuck alone to work on it!" Behind me, I heard the unmistakeable sound of my Chief saying, "Oh, no," and I pulled my body out of the equipment and found myself face to face with the Admiral. The corner of his mouth twitched a little...he looked at his Chief-of-Staff (who was glaring at me with a face that could have curdled milk) and said, "here's a man who knows what he's doing." He looked at me, grinned, and said, "Carry on, sailor," and walked off....

Embarrassing moments are what makes us human, I have had lots of human moments, 1st one that comes to mind is I edited an on-line menu one day for a co-worker who was off on vacation and made one mistake on the whole thing but everyone noticed it. I added a letter to just one item so it read on Wednesday "All Beef Hot Dong's, all you can eat"

@Davey1965 omg hahaha. I've done that once before, only I was at my Doctors surgery... and very nervous. Same kinda thing happened.. and yes you're right it's embarrassing! (sitting here laughing now lol). Poor Doc didn't know where to put his face (or nose!!)

@Battlefield3 It's currently on a break for a week, but will be relaunched and for the first time in a while will be taking live phone calls (skype). I just need to think of a subject to talk about hahaha. I'll get there in the end ;)

I was sat in a bus and a beatiful girl sat beside me and i mean Model Material. I had a stomach upset and let out a in-volentery silent fart and boy it was a killer... I was so embarassed i could have crawled under a rock.

As a college student I rented a house with a bunch of other people. There was a guy who wanted to live with us, so we invited him to dinner to learn more about why he wanted to live with us, etc. I knew him kind of, and I found him a bit annoying. Anyway, I walked into the dining room and sat down at the table. Unbeknownst to me, he had just descended from the second floor and was entering the dining area from another direction. Other people had collected in the dinning area as well, and just as I sat down, I said, "So is dumb fuck still here?" And there he was looking at me. I felt about two inches tall, and extremely embarrassed. Everyone else, except he and I, was trying to contain there laughter. Needless to say, he didn't move in. Cybermale, what is you internet radio station? Is it something we can connect to?

I have an embarrassing moment which I'd like to share. I was live on-air once (internet radio DJ.. still am after 24 years) and I had just introduced a song (I only do talk shows now) and thought I had turned the mic off. The back of my chair gave way and the first word out of my mouth was f***!!! (yes.. I know.. how rude of me! hahaha). I only swore cos it hurt my back but omg... can you imagine the shock I had when someone sent a message to me to let me know my mic was still LIVE??? Cue me keeping quiet for a while lol. Have any of you guys had any moments like that?