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Sweden Allows Public Masturbation

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A 65-year-old Swedish man was acquitted of sexual assault after pleasuring himself on a beach in Stockholm in June.

The district court of Södertörn tossed out the charge on the grounds that he didn’t look at anybody while fondling himself. The court ruled he had committed no offense, as he did not direct his “activities” at any particular target.

Public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar told the Mitti newspaper that he had no plans to appeal and called the ruling “reasonable.” When asked if the act is now acceptable in public, Vrethammar said public fondling was “okay” – as long as it’s not directed towards a specific individual — but may still be considered “disorderly conduct.”

Regardless, the ruling may serve as a precedent in Sweden, where some uncomfortable public exchanges may be imminent.

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10 years ago

foreigners ... -_-!

10 years ago

If I have to explain the joke to the foreigners - I said "too many wankers" in response to the title of this topic.

10 years ago

Nick, i guess u didn't met a swedish ...

Davey1965
10 years ago

Wankers arnt too Bad really. Nick .Quite Harmless really and mainly Keep to themselfs haha

10 years ago

No thanks - too many wankers there lol

10 years ago

I guess everybody now should move to sweden !

10 years ago

No Davey, going to Wellington to live. Great city!

Davey1965
10 years ago

Were u campaigning there this Summer Jake ...Handing out your free T shirts lol
Btw Nick Dont go to Palmy Nth because ull Hang yourself haha

10 years ago

I am moving south at Labour weekend Davey1965 - think 2 years in TGA is enough

Davey1965
10 years ago

Year Nick they were all Jaffas haha .I know a Book .Hi-lites of Tauranga,NZ haha

10 years ago

LOL@mike1946 - Different ways to spell Bob

10 years ago

@NickBlack Another short book "How to handle the London riots" by the London Police
All in good fun

10 years ago

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10 years ago

Other short books include: "Great Australian Lovers", "US Military Victories 2003 - 2012", "Larry Ellison's Guide To Winning The America's Cup", "Celibate Popes 1013 - 2013" and "Feminism by Tony Abbott"

10 years ago

I'm kidding Swedish people.

10 years ago

What is the shortest book in the world titled?
"Swedish geniuses."

10 years ago

Yes that sounds very creepy - that is JAFA's for you lol

Davey1965
10 years ago

Oh year Taxes get me Horny Nick. My buddy playbuddy can finally wear his t shirt in sweden
with pride ... "Masturbating is not a crime" It still gives me the willys tho when i see a hole in my toilet wall and some creep is watching me take a dump and spanking his Monkey lol

10 years ago

I have always known the Swedes were extremely weird and perverse people - it's all those foreskins, taxes and ABBA music which does it.

10 years ago

public masturbation in public is very uncool...