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Strangest place.

enigma13 Blog Last Activity 8 years ago 740 views 18 comments

Where has been the strangest place you have had a wank?  I had one on board a Jumbo jet on route to Canada, and several on the turret of my tank when in the army.

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8 years ago

I once wanked at a bingo parlor with my grandma, and twice in my principals office at school.

london999
8 years ago

In the store cupboard at the basement of an office I worked in then last year on the plane from New York to London

onlyinvegas
8 years ago

on my motorcycle. the vibration of the bike ended up making me cum...which made for a sticky ride the rest of the day

8 years ago

Only just saw this question. Mine was in a school minibus. I was in the 2nd XV rugby team. We were all around 14-15 or so and doing plenty of wanking. The match was against boys from another school about an hour away, and it was in early December. We'd won. After the match we all had a very quick shower and got back on the minibus, still pretty pleased with ourselves. The whole team had school tracksuits on, with our school crest on the tops. They were kind of warm woolly stuff, not like trackies today. When playing, we kept our underpants on, tight white Y-front things under our shorts, just to keep our bits from walloping about, and we each had a sort of bag with a drawstring for our boots and the rest of our kit. Being hurried to get dried after that shower, quite a few of us put the underpants into our bags and just got the tracksuits on with nothing underneath. One of our PE masters was driving the minibus. Three of us grabbed the seats right at the back. My close mate soon put a hand down inside my waistband and was stroking my balls, and of course I got hard inside a couple of minutes. He wanked me for a while, then he stopped for a bit and started doing it again. He was on my left, and the other boy who was on my right was watching him doing that for me and he had both hands down inside his bottoms, playing with his cock. It was pretty dark, with no lights on inside the minibus. I knew I shouldn't be letting him wank me, but it felt so good that I didn't say anything, just lay back on the seat with my legs stretched out. Some of the others were asleep, but two team-mates in the seat in front were up on their knees watching what was going on. This went on until the bus was very nearly back at our school, and he'd been wanking me steadily for something like 10 minutes when I knew my spunk was coming. I couldn't move, just lay there with it coming surging out inside the bottom of my tracksuit. I shoved both hands down there, but of course once it starts you can't stop it. The one who had been wanking me thought it was a big joke, with some of it on his fingers, wiping them with a hankie and I'd only just got my breath back when our bus was outside the school and our PE master was telling us to get off and inside quick. Being at the back, the three of us were last off. I could feel the spunk down my leg, very uncomfortable it was, and I was walking a bit funny. Our PE master asked me if anything was wrong with me, so I just said that it was a pulled muscle and the two who were with me on the back seat said yes Sir, he just a pulled muscle. I couldn't wait to get back to our dorm and get my tracksuit bottoms off. They were a disgusting mess and I could smell it. Same as usual, there had been a lot of spunk. It had run down the inside of my left leg and the hairs round my cock were all sticky. The rest of them were watching while I got them off, all laughing and treating it like a big joke. I went to have a hot shower right away to clean myself up. The boy who'd wanked me came with me under the shower and I had him scrub my back. I wasn't really bothered about him wanking me and the two of us stayed close friends until we both finished school at 18. After that shower I felt OK and I slept very well that night. These tracksuit bottoms of mine were badly stained in several places. I washed them out myself very carefully and they soon dried in the big drying-room we had for sports kit. That's it, wanked by a team-mate on a school minibus, never forgotten.

Sneed
8 years ago

I have this intense fetish for, of all things, abandoned industrial sites. Not many wanks but some sex. Something about rusted steel, dusty concrete, oil stains, derelict machinery. It just lights my brain up for some reason. Me and one guy used to go to the roof of one right in town and get it on. Even pictures of such wastelands light me up.

8 years ago

1st strange place was in the 8th grade with my best friend, in the auditorium during a film. Started out with just me & him. After a while it involved two more. Ah, those were the days!

8 years ago

I used to go on hikes and move off trail a ways then get completely naked and jack off in the woods. Just like in the movies.

8 years ago

drivin a truck on the highway

enigma13
8 years ago

Come to think of it I had several wanks in the turret of my tank when no one was about. Also I once watched my driver having a wank. When the turret is in a certain position you ca see your driver. He had dropped the back of his seat so he was almost lying down. There he was giving it some. When he had finished I said to him on the intercom "did you enjoy that?" I think he nearly died bless him lol.

arkail
8 years ago

I'd have to say for me it would be the drinks cooler at a gas station I worked at, or on top of a stack of pallets on the docks I worked at when I was 18

funksexual
8 years ago

Strange for me: the kitchen (no one was home at the time)

8 years ago

Tank wank should win a prize. Best I've done was in the front seat of my car while driving.

JustinThyme
8 years ago

I JO'd (at age 16) on the top deck on a foggy night on the Lewes Delaware Ferry coming back to South Jersey near CApe May. I was alone late at night, most peeps were down below, and I took it out and took my time stroking off, and let the creme fly when I shot.

mophead2009
8 years ago

if thats true on a tank would have done that too haha never on my mountian bike though once on holiday trapped on a scottish island for a month in a desserteed cove - got mobbed by gulls can never see the flim the birds by alfred hitchcocks with out flash backs

8 years ago

At my seat in class at school. Was not easy but I did it.

hairbear
8 years ago

███ Tank wank..??..crafty tactical manuvere #34 ( to distract the enemy)....Ho-Ho-Ho..(Happy Christmas,for those that do that kind of thing..!!)....DAVE™...████

8 years ago

Once in the back of a Chicago Transit bus. I was the only one on board, but I think the driver may have known what I was up to.