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I'm with Jeff!

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Subject: I am with Jeff


 


By Jeff Foxworthy:


 


If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!


 


If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


 


THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION


 


LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! 


 


 


 


 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER 


 ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.   


 


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER


ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


 


  IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER


ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


 


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER


ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


 


 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER


ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


 


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER


ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


 


  IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY


YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


 


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!


A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,


SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,


FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,


SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,


FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,


A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON


BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE


THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU


PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


 


 


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!


 

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Flyboi937
Flyboi937
8 years ago

We DO live in a nation founded by geniuses and now run by idiots!!!

DrMoraPhD
DrMoraPhD
8 years ago

@PHPeter You're absolutely right! History repeatedly demonstrates that the brutal techniques of maintaining an empire abroad will eventually be brought home to the citizens of the conquering power. James Madison, fearful of imperial excess, designed the U.S. Constitution to place the war making power in the hands of the legislature, and not the president. He warned in the Federalist Papers that "no country could hope to maintain its liberties in the midst of continual war." In the 75 years since Pearl Harbor, our system has been thoroughly corrupted by the profit-seeking oligarchs that President Eisenhower called "the military-industrial complex." This cabal has outright purchased our politicians, and its corporate-owned media deceives the population through relentless propaganda, focusing on the never-ending search for enemies. We should note that America's increasing military budgets include funding for high-tech devices aimed at "crowd control," a sign that ruling elites are preparing for the imminent domestic shitstorm.

8 years ago

@bqhickory.... Americans is made up of people of different nationalities and colors..... not just white.... over 200 years ago this land was invaded to take over the land from the inhabitants living here peacefully.... the inhabitants were murdered by the invaders for personal gratification.....

mophead2009
mophead2009
8 years ago

and have a police force check you genitals to make sure your using the right toilet - you forgot to include this

PHPeter
PHPeter
8 years ago

A nation founded by geniuses but run by idiots ... the founders tried to ensure personal freedom by stopping religion or any other form of control from playing any part in the Constitution of the U.S. But YOU continued to allow yourselves to be controlled by religion / media until present day when you have "Homeland Security" which is an army created to control YOU whilst your 'Constitution' is dismantled ! Are you going to remain fast asleep forever or will the internet generation finally realise you are becoming the LEAST free nation on this planet ?

seattlej
seattlej
8 years ago

BINGO!!!!!!

DrMoraPhD
DrMoraPhD
8 years ago

If you derive your political philosophy from Jeff Foxworthy...You might just be a redneck.

mophead2009
mophead2009
8 years ago

and donald trump manufactures clothes in china GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT YOUVE BEEN TRUMPED

bqhickory
bqhickory
8 years ago

u should have also put that if u run for office and win u get health care for life even thou they make plenty of money to do so themselves however if u are just a hard worker and white in this country u get shit.

8 years ago

So very reassuring to learn that bigotry isn't limited to countries other than the good ole USofA.

8 years ago

that is GOP propagada