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Good for you.. do you want a kitkat

I just cum on the back of my hand and lick it off.

Jasechase, any particular reason to rub it into your skin, eh?

Just find a cum-hungry man like me to swallow all of your loads and you will never even see another drop of your own cum again!

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@robbie, yeh been about 9 years since i tried that. i had good aim!

Do it like I do ~ http://www.gayforit.eu/video/338665/Gulp-3 ~ Delish! ;-P

Keep a glass handy and just as you're about to shoot, hold the mouth of the glass up to your cock head and shoot your sperm into the glass then continue to milk out any remaining sperm in your shaft as it softens. That keeps your sperm off your chest and stomach so you don't have to bathe afterwards plus you have an apres jack cocktail to sip at and enjoy. I happen to use a brandy snifter because it has a wide mouth so targeting is easier. It also has a bowl where I can swirl my sperm around a little to bring out the aroma, the "nose" if you will. Plus, the glass itself is very thin so heat isn't leached from my ejaculation as quickly since sperm is always at its most flavorful when served at body temperature. A champagne flute glass will also work but, with the smaller mouth, you might have to press it directly onto your cock head depending upon the size of your cock.

shooting your mess is pure excitement. it's part of your orgasm. don't catch it in your hand or a sock or tissues. celebrate your boy juice as you reel in the essence of your orgasm. it is the end result. rub it in to your skin. lick your fingers. extend your orgasmic pleasure by enjoying the warmth that just erupted from within you. then get a warm wash cloth. count how many times you erupt. see how far you can push it. that sperm is yours, the result of great pleasure. you can treat it like liquid gold or wipe it with a tissue and flush.

I also don't like it much, especially when i'm really hot and shoot near or in my face or ear, not happening all the time but you never know. I accepted the mess if i get masturbated by someone else on the bed but if i do it alone by myself, i do it most time on sitting, have a kitchen-paper-tissue in range and short before cumming i stand up and hold the tissue near my glans. Sometimes i overshoot and miss or something runs from the tissue side and also make a mess on the floor but cumming is so hot, accept a bit mess and enjoy it.

It's never bothered me. Do what Paramecium said and maybe you'll get desensitized to it over time.

use a condom

Tissues, paper towels, handkerchief, shoot, wipe, all done. If you dislike the mess, make sure that you hold whatever it is up to the head of your cock, take careful aim as you cum, and then wipe it.