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It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It’s too hot to even fuck!

It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.

It’s so hot the Jehovah Witnesses are now telemarketing.

It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.

It’s so hot that hot water comes out of both taps.

It’s so hot the devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners.

It’s so hot that my golf ball stuck to the club face upon impact.

It’s so hot that my balls are sticking to the side of my leg.

It’s so hot that Trumps hair won’t go outside.

It’s so hot that a crack head just tried selling me a ceiling fan. (see picture). Lol

It’s so hot that squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.

It’s so hot Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of water.

It’s so hot Hillary Clinton went to work wearing her pants suit without the pants.

It’s so hot I saw two trees were fighting over a dog.

It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It’s so hot I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

It’s so hot it feels like the devil just farted.

It’s so hot the nudist are inside.