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"Hello, BOB"

"Before I came to CSA, sucking dick consumed my life.  Sometimes I would go days, weeks on end, calling in sick from work, lying to my boss, my boss lying to his boss,and his boss lying to his, there was no end to the hustling, lying, cheating, stealing, we had nine to five jobs as productive members of society, but we never actually did any work at all.  It was all juat a terrible game of "It's not who you know".  Had any of us actually had the responsibility of lifting a finger and doing something, we might have never become the serious cock addicts we are.  

Hindsight is twenty/twenty, but when there are forty levels of management, its not that hard to lose sight of the point.  It wasn't until the night I had eight swollen dicks in my mouth at once that I came within an inch of losing my life.  It was in the moments leading up the coma that i realized "I've got a problem".  I had spent 40 days and 40 nights being facefucked and don't get me wrong, I needed it.  I loved it.  I was on top of the World looking down on all the fresh meat I could fit in my mouth, but out of the 2,000 enormous cocks in our group, it still just wasn't enough.  That was when I knew, and it was an empty, hallow, and lonely feeling like something I had never felt before.  I knew I could never get enough, and I knew I could never go without either, so I got down on my knees and began to pray, "God, please please don't let me run out of meat.  Help me help you God, I'll suck you off too eventually, just please help me find more cock". Before long I would find myself down at the dairy sucking off the cows because I had run out of men.  It takes a whole different kind of person to bob on a cow, and in the back of my mind I knew I was on my way to rock bottom, but like a broken watch, you really can't predict just when you're going to hit the bottom of the bottom.  Nothing else mattered, nothing else stll doesn't matter, so long as I've got a dick in my mouth.  Does it ever really matter when you've got a huge piece of tube-steak in your mouth?  No, and that's why I'm here tonight looking for a sponsor to help me help you straighten our lives out because the one thing I know without a doubt in my mind.  You can't ever give up on hope.  Hope is always with you.  Hope is your friend.  Hope is whatever it is you stuff in your mouth to help you get on through.  Hope is a lot of things to a lot of people including those who deny its existence byt by doing so validate that there is such a thing.  Hope can only be found, it can never be lost (knock on wood).  Thank you all for coming tonight."  

"Thank you Bob.  Let's give Bob a big hand for speaking to us this evening"  

"As you know, the first step in our 21 step program, in order to join our recovery program members must have a sponsor, so if anyone is willing to consider taking BOB under their wing feel free to speak up".  "I've got a question for BOB"  "Sure, go right ahead and ask BOB."

"Gee Bob, you say you sucked off a cow?  Did you swallow their cum?  Could you swallow cow dick?   What kept you from just burying your face inside a cows ass until you were dead?  Did any cows ever take a shit on you?  What does cow dick taste like anyway?  Can you show us the inside of your mouth?  How big is your mouth?  Do you think it would be alright with you if I let you, well you know, suck me off before I decide if I want to be your sponsor?"  

"Well, on account of the fact no one else has offered to help BOB become a member in good standing, then you are now BOB sponsor"  "Lets give BOB and his sponsor a round of applause and wish them well on BOB's recovery.  They have a hard road ahead of them."

(Bob is a very typical cocksucking addict; however, his success in the recovery program is not typical of most cocksucking addicts who often go through years of remission.  No one has yet to be fully cured of this dreadful disease that affects millions.)

IF YOU'RE A COCKSUCKING ADDICT, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.  THERE ARE MORE OF YOU WHO ARE AT RISK WITHOUT THE PROPER CERTIFIED QUALITY CARE BY TRAINED INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN HELP YOU FIGHT YOUR ADDICTION TODAY.  ADDICTION IS ADDICTION AND IT ONLY TAKES ONE COCK IN ONE MOUTH TO SEND YOU DOWN BLOWING IN THE WIND.