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A gentleman lost his companion of over 30 years. He decided that it was time to meet someone again so that he could have love and companionship in his later years.. He  put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, he heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, he opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the gentleman asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” he snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

He  raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”