's Blogs

Zion National Park...

Blog Last Activity 6 years ago 354 views 4 comments
near Springdale, Utah. When we lived in Texas we vacationed up that way. Zion National Park brings back soooooo many good memories. Ā The only negative was when I lost my virginity there in a park toilet.Ā 
* NOT A TRUE STORY TONIGHT* I was experimenting with a tampon I stole out of mom's travel bag. I put it up my bum and it "deployed". Before I could pull it out I hadĀ diarrhea and that thing ballooned to the point where I couldn't get it outĀ I had to go to the emergency room to have it removed!!! I was never constipated after that and first time at anal sex was a breeze! LolĀ 
Look how big they get when wet ...


Ā 

Comments

You must be logged in to post comments, please login or signup (free)
45rob89
6 years ago

thats to funny ding dong