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What would you do if you found a cute drunk stranger in your bed?

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6 years ago

It kinda has happened to us. In 2003.


A 15 yo boy walked into our living room at 4 am. Unexpectedly, our door was unlocked. He wandered  in from a party, and was very high and drunk. When he walked into our house without knocking. It was during a big blizzard storm. He was wearing practically no clothes. No jacket or shirt, pants hanging down past his butt cheeks - no shoes and only in his sock feet. At least he had a baseball hat.


My hubby was already sleeping. I earlier got home from work and was warming up, watching TV. He burst in and came into the living room, sat down and asked, "What's up? Whatcha like to do for fun?" Seeing how freezing he was, I grabbed a bunch of blankets and covered him up and asked him to eat some of my soup. He had a little, then passed out. Earlier, stumbling, he partially pulled down his pants at his ankles. I removed them when he was passed out, from his legs as they were soaked. I put them in our dryer and he lay down all spread out, in just his underwear on my couch. (No, I didn't take pictures, or directly touch him at all... ) I put the blankets back on him and got him a pillow.


I let him sleep there for a while. I think he thought his friends still lived there. They did before us - drug dealers I guess. Our house was out in the middle of nowhere, the hill area where other houses were at least 20 mins of walking away. I wouldn't set him out in the cold. I was worried he'd freeze to death. We worried like a mother would.


He woke up after an hour or two. He almost walked out again in no shirt or coat in that storm. I talked him out of it. I got him to call his parents and got them to send a taxi to get him. If we ever had a temptation to take advantage of a teenager... that was it. He was damn cute, but drunk, very straight and way too young...


Later in that year, it happened again, but next with a dog and then a horse that came to our door... And the last time at this place, it was a male hooker about 19 yo dressed in leather like a vampire... Luckily they were locked that time. LOL.