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Epididymal hypertension - BLUE BALLS!
Since a previous blog was about wet dreams, let's go to another similar topic: blue balls, or epididymal hypertension. If you don't know, it is when there is enough buildup in your nuts that it is painful. So painful - ouch! It's from being horny as hell over many hours and not ejaculating.
How many of you guys experienced this?Â
Stories to share? I may share mine if there's interest in the topic.
I've had it happen on dates where I was really turned on by the person & there was kissing & making out for hours but no release. It really does hurt. Even after you get home & jerk off, it takes a little time for the pain to go away.
It is one terrible pain. Ive been there a few times, Daamn it hurts..
Right. Here's my experience:
I was camping with a bunch of friends. This one guy who I've known for a few years had to find another tent to sleep in, so I offered up mine, as I had my own. We had talked about some mutual attraction before, but I never did anything about it. Well, in the morning I woke and saw him stir. I think I said "morning" and gave him a little rub on his back, which is not something I'd usually do. He suddenly cuddled up into me, spooning form with my front to his back. Well that was just boner time, and I kept my hips further away to not poke him and have him find out. I had my arm around him and was caressing his chest and patch of hair on his chest. It wasn't big or anything, but more than I have. I was fascinated and just cuddled and caressed him for hours with a boner the whole time before we finally got out of the tent. I started making breakfast after the usual morning pee. Around then I started getting a pain in my lower abdomen to my crotch around my ball sack. I thought I was sick or something from drinking the night before. I did get pretty wild, so I assumed that was the cause. Eventually it went away, but it was about an hour.
Well, the second night was more of the same cuddling and me caressing his chest. I got the nerve to reach over and kiss him at one point. (first real kiss) I remember the prickliness, as he had a beard of sorts, at least what a guy of 22 can grow, hah. I still kept myself from going all out horndog on him, because I had never done this before and didn't want to rush stuff. Of course I had a boner probably all night and the next morning was hell. Again that same pain, and it was painful enough to make me not want to walk. My brother noticed something and realized the guy and I were together and told me I had blue balls. It made sense. He laughed and said "your boyfriend should take care of that." I got embarrassed and said "no way!"
I managed to get some alone time and whack one out to relieve the pressure. It hurt, but I knew it was the only way out.
So yeah, if I ever plan on sleeping with a guy again, I need to arrange for some release!
(and holy crap I typed a lot, sorry)
TLDR; cuddled a guy all night and paid the price of blue balls, twice.
Yes, I had blue balls, but only once when I was 16, over a hot boy I wanted so bad. Until then I'd thought anal pain was the no1 bad pain, but as far as pain goes it is worse than anal pain. Jerking was impossible. Anal can be stopped easily, but BB goes on and on and on. For me it was indescribable.
One very often reads about Blue Balls, but until now I have never heard about a scientific explanation of the phenomenon. Would very much like to read about personal experiences of the thing, so Please fill us in!