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Have any of you had issues getting ready to bottom?
So lately I have only been doing top. I have been having issues with getting ready to bottom if u know what I mean. I eat a healthy diet mainly fruits and vegetables. Protein source is mainly nuts, beans, fish, and chicken. I only eat unhealthy food about once every other week mostly red meat and carbs on that day. I think it might be nerves as to all the work I put into getting myself cleaned and ready. Any suggestions that can help me over come this problem? Â
After doing the main job in the toilet get in the shower and take the shower head off the hose then using low and comfortably tempered warm water douche with the hose. Douche till the water is clear then douche a few more times to be on the safe side.
Get an enema bag with the long hose. Fill it up with warm water about body temperature. DO NOT add soap or anything else to the water. Hang it as high up in your bathroom as you can to get the most water pressure. Smear some lube (KY or some other water based lubricant) on the nozzle and insert the nozzle in your anus. Release the water flow for a few seconds to fill your rectum but not so much that it overflows into your colon. It is only your rectum you need to clean out and nothing else. After stopping the flow of water, sit there on the toilet for about a minute to let the water soak off any fecal material from the walls of your rectum. Maybe even stand up and do a little bump and grind to agitate the water inside you but be sure to hold the nozzle in place with your fingers while squeezing it with your sphincter muscle to keep it from leaking or popping out and making a mess. Sit on the toilet and remove the nozzle and expel the water. The water in the toilet will be brown colored with bits of fecal material in it. Flush. Repeat what you just did. Look at the water in the toilet. It should be less brown with less fecal material. Repeat. And keep repeating until the water in the toilet after expelling is clear. It should not take more than four or five flushings. Lube up a dildo and insert it into your rectum as far as it will go and leave it there for a minute. Remove it and examine it. If there is no fecal material on it and you detect no odor other than lube and latex then you're ready for the exquisite pleasures of bottoming with the confidence that there won't be any mess or odor detracting from what is otherwise a magical experience. Once you're confident you're clean inside, take a shower and I recommend shaving your entire anal region. Not only does it look cleaner and more inviting, it also feels better when a cock is gliding back and forth against smooth bare skin. It takes a little time and effort up front to prepare but the moment you feel a hard cock sliding deep up inside you for the first time you'll be glad you did and agree it was well worth it.
Shit happens!
the thing is this--its an asshole-- you clean it and hope did good job at it--then as he fucks you shit happens--clean up and spray some air freshner and go back at it again..cleaning and douching only goe so far inside ---but there still shit from inner anus into intestines that due to suction puls it--thats why in porn you never see it--it happens to them tooo but they edit it out..
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people so hooked up on shit on dick while getting fucked or fucking--I had few times while getting fucked id be hard and some reason I would piss--so I go to bathroom piss and go back---we would giggle about it and go back to fucking----if guys you are with freak out or get pissed or both--tell them get over it
shit happens. just don't freak out if it does. keep a towel and some moist wipes handy. or course you find wipes in the stores right now:)