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Pretty sure this song from over thirty years ago (in 1989) was about pubic hair and pedophilia.

ZanyZander Blog Last Activity 3 years ago 414 views 10 comments

"Black Velvet"


 


Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell


Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high


Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder


The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky


The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything


Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for


 


Black velvet and that little boy's smile


Black velvet with that slow southern style


A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees


Black velvet if you please


 


Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave


White lightning, bound to drive you wild


Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl


"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle


The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true


Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for


 


Black velvet and that little boy's smile


Black velvet with that slow southern style


A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees


Black velvet if you please


 


Every word of every song that he sang was for you


In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon, what could


You do?


 


Black velvet and that little boy's smile


Black velvet with that slow southern style


A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees


Black velvet if you please


 


Black velvet and that little boy's smile


Black velvet with that slow southern style


A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees


Black velvet if you please


If you please, if you please, if you please


 

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ggd09
3 years ago

According to The Urban Dictionary its about Elvis Presley.

binar001
3 years ago

ZanyZander = Tipper Gore? ????????????‍♂️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veoYcsH7Wrs

lhard1469
3 years ago

i think whover posted this is an idiot--show a link proving this is what the songs about


and i google it because i know this song isnt about what you think--


 


https://www.songfacts.com/facts/alannah-myles/black-velvet


 


this song is about elvis presley--if going to post an article about a song--prove it

ZanyZander
3 years ago

As it is the whole bowing down with your hands folded into each other held up to your face comes from monks in some mountains somewhere in ages past of humanity where they would go around and fellate the person doing that.    That's where getting the idea and concept of getting on your knees and putting your hands together came from.    It's the same position of praying and having oral sex.    It's not a coincidence.    So when you see men, woman, and children taking that position...just imagine, eh!   O.k.?!    

ZanyZander
3 years ago

That and oral sex.    The part where she sings, "A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees!    Black velvet if you please!".    Shocking, yes?    No?    I think so like crazy!