.......he thought.....what a shithole.......

Creating sharks...

G: Now, just hear me out. What if, we jammed a tiger inside a dolphin. 

The walrus...

G: What if a dog bear fish...

A: You mean a seal? 
G: Yea, those. What if one of those fucked a sabre tooth tiger!

The platypus...

G: This is my best work yet. Yes Gabriel, I am high, but that has nothing to do with this. This is perfect. Send it out!

God making pandas....

G: cow bears!

A: What?

G: Did I fucking stutter?

A:...

G: So take a cow and go make it a bear. 

God making kittens:

Make them adorable and really fluffy, like fury little hugs. 

A: Aww that’s ni....

G: ohhh and put razor blades on their feet!