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Confessions objects you've fucked

MASTERandSLAVE Blog Last Activity 1 year ago 300 views 3 comments

Confession...


Hoover  


Teddy 


Melon 


Banana Skin 


Cucumber 


School Tie 


Bottle 


Sock 


Car Exhaust


Sofa Cushions


Mattress


Card Board Toilet Tube


Fleshlight 


Bench


Cupboard Handle


Shower Head 


Stress Toy


The list may go on...


Anyone else willing to share?? 


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TORtheBarbarian
1 year ago

My best friends sister


 

anuu1
1 year ago

After looking at that list I must have lived a boring life. When I was 13 I put Vaseline on my dick, put a baggie over it and fucked the sofa cushions, it wasn't all that great so took matters into my own hands. A sock never felt good, so I don't count that one time attempt, the toilet paper tube was too small in diameter. I have been fucked by a cucumber and a banana, unpeeled, zucchinis. yellow crookneck squash, even a hardboiled egg. peeled and lubed up. The carrot doesn't count because I accidently slipped on it.


 


I'd like to know how you fuck a cupboard handle and get a shower head up your butt?

Daddydick1416
1 year ago

As a young boy about 11 or 12, I started fucking myself with a carott, after a while I moved up to a cucumber. As I got older I tried other things like a brush handle, tooth brush, even a plunger handle. When I was in high school I tried it with soda bottles and more.