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  It was twenty some years ago, before Grinder and social media were popular. A New York underground newspaper, the only way available to communicate explicit messages and receive answers at that time ran an ad which was, as best I can remember:

UPSTATE

CODE nnnn 19 yr old college sophomore, 160 lbs. blue eyes. auburn hair wants a blond, blue eyed man of similar age to train his near-virgin ass to accept big penises  Tried this in high school but it was very painful, almost a rape. Need a man who is patient willing to try several times if needed. Objective is to be able to have a real loving relationship through school years and maybe beyond. Contact the paper to receive further information. Mail your response and any proposals to the paper. Be sure to enclose a recent color photograph and your address and phone number.

  When we read this issue we circled this ad and speculated whether the student was here at Cornell or maybe Syracuse, Buffalo or Rensselear. One guy even suggested West Point, but conditions in cadet barracks seemed to rule that out. Eventually a blond guy was chosen to write a response/proposition which we all helped elaborate. We invented a twenty year old who had his first erection when he was nine and his first blow job when he was eleven' He was bored with fucking women and wanted a guy who would like to be fucked every hour. 

  Alas when a reply came back we learned that the sophomore had left school. Too much of a good thing?