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Hey AM BIDEN, how is the war against Donald Trump?
Are you ready to lose and, even more importantly, for four GREAT and SUPERB years of Mr. Donald Trump, President of the United States of America for his MAJESTUOUS second period?
Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial
NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial. “While the majority of other individuals in the pool were immediately disqualified for having too strong of a bias either for or against the former president, Donald Trump’s son Eric was the most oblivious, ignorant person we’d seen,” said court clerk James Deacon, adding that out of hundreds of prospective jurors of all ages, genders, races, and incomes, Eric Trump was the only person who was unable to answer a single question about his father’s employment, his financial crimes, or his four years as president of the United States. “Despite being the president’s son, Eric could not say for certain whether he had ever attended a Trump rally, what Donald Trump did for a living, or what political party he belonged to. In fact, when we asked Eric if he knew his own first or last name, he just stared at us and drooled. Unfortunately, that makes him the most qualified potential juror in all of Manhattan.” At press time, Eric Trump had been disqualified from the jury after Donald Trump walked into the court, at which point Eric stood up, began to cheer, and repeatedly yelled: “That’s my daddy! That’s my daddy!”
Seems Donnie Denier is looking a bit frazzled in the courtroom?? Hair a mess, no orange dye, eyes look like kangaroo pouches, suit's a bit rumpled??? Seems he doesn’t spend as much on those all-important appearance items when he's footing the spa bills instead of the taxpayers??? C'mon tRumpites, send that cash and those checks, gotta keep the Donster lookin' his best for the judge and jury!!!
It's caffeine crash, Howard. He drinks as many as 12 Diet Cokes a day but no food or Drinks allowed in the courtroom. So, the orange hemorrhoid looks like shit cuz him's widdu eyes are heavy.
It's actually the symptoms of Aspertame withdrawl from not getting his Diet Coke fix. Aspartame is not only chemically addictive but it also causes your body to think it's starving therefore causing it to store fat. Which is why you see obese people always walking around constantly slurping on a diet soda.
I feel duty bound to step in here and defend the man whose mother was Scottish. I made the perilous journey to the Island of her birth and stood outside the house. Truth be told Donnie was POTUS at the time. I was on the island working and had no idea. I was actually driving past the house unaware of it's significance.
Anyhoo, the man is 77 and, according to his mother, slightly retarded. (only slightly)
Bendy, the duce you say! Sand is what you see when looking at those dunes? Can't be tRump owned, if so, those dunes would be made of dust and fine grains of gold. Just like his turlit, as Mr. A Bunker would call it.
'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report
There's a weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse and multiple sources claim the foul stench is coming from former President Donald Trump who is allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial.
Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, released a video on Friday, April 19, claiming that "Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom" and that it's "very stinky around him."
"I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep," he told his viewers on MTN. "He’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell."
Outspoken Trump critic George Conway commented on the video, writing, "Not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme."
Other users on X, formerly known as Twitter, ridiculed the former president with this new claim.
One user commented, "Please, if there is a god, PLEASE have Donald Trump s--- himself in court. IT will be the funniest thing to ever happen in a courtroom in American history."
Another person commented, "I would put money down that millions of MAGA supporters would pay good money for the chair Trump farted in. This is only legally a joke."
A third user joked, "So going forward, every time he, or one of his lawyers says something we know is a lie, we can say 'Hey, that doesn’t pass the smell test?' ... I guess we know why Republicans started the F.A.R.T. brigade."
On the upside, by the end of the trial the lawyers will be eligible to be paid expert witnesses on identifying the distinction between hamberder farts, McD fries farts, KFC farts and "things found in the cafeteria trash can" farts???!!
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everything is normal in da land of fantasy and lies..
Hey AM BIDEN, how is the war against Donald Trump?
Are you ready to lose and, even more importantly, for four GREAT and SUPERB years of Mr. Donald Trump, President of the United States of America for his MAJESTUOUS second period?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Gotta admit, the thought of DJT having any "period" brings a chuckle and answers a lot of questions about his behavior??????????!!!!!!!!!
Way too early for me .... Hoping this is the correct cream
I'll taste if it is.
I hope is not.
I say, "Great aim!"
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Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial
NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial. “While the majority of other individuals in the pool were immediately disqualified for having too strong of a bias either for or against the former president, Donald Trump’s son Eric was the most oblivious, ignorant person we’d seen,” said court clerk James Deacon, adding that out of hundreds of prospective jurors of all ages, genders, races, and incomes, Eric Trump was the only person who was unable to answer a single question about his father’s employment, his financial crimes, or his four years as president of the United States. “Despite being the president’s son, Eric could not say for certain whether he had ever attended a Trump rally, what Donald Trump did for a living, or what political party he belonged to. In fact, when we asked Eric if he knew his own first or last name, he just stared at us and drooled. Unfortunately, that makes him the most qualified potential juror in all of Manhattan.” At press time, Eric Trump had been disqualified from the jury after Donald Trump walked into the court, at which point Eric stood up, began to cheer, and repeatedly yelled: “That’s my daddy! That’s my daddy!”
Seems Donnie Denier is looking a bit frazzled in the courtroom?? Hair a mess, no orange dye, eyes look like kangaroo pouches, suit's a bit rumpled??? Seems he doesn’t spend as much on those all-important appearance items when he's footing the spa bills instead of the taxpayers??? C'mon tRumpites, send that cash and those checks, gotta keep the Donster lookin' his best for the judge and jury!!!
It's caffeine crash, Howard. He drinks as many as 12 Diet Cokes a day but no food or Drinks allowed in the courtroom. So, the orange hemorrhoid looks like shit cuz him's widdu eyes are heavy.
It's actually the symptoms of Aspertame withdrawl from not getting his Diet Coke fix. Aspartame is not only chemically addictive but it also causes your body to think it's starving therefore causing it to store fat. Which is why you see obese people always walking around constantly slurping on a diet soda.
I feel duty bound to step in here and defend the man whose mother was Scottish. I made the perilous journey to the Island of her birth and stood outside the house. Truth be told Donnie was POTUS at the time. I was on the island working and had no idea. I was actually driving past the house unaware of it's significance.
Anyhoo, the man is 77 and, according to his mother, slightly retarded. (only slightly)
And just as an aside, his golf course is just up the road from me. Well, I can almost see the sand dunes (with binoculars)
Bendy, the duce you say! Sand is what you see when looking at those dunes? Can't be tRump owned, if so, those dunes would be made of dust and fine grains of gold. Just like his turlit, as Mr. A Bunker would call it.
'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report
There's a weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse and multiple sources claim the foul stench is coming from former President Donald Trump who is allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial.
Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, released a video on Friday, April 19, claiming that "Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom" and that it's "very stinky around him."
"I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep," he told his viewers on MTN. "He’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell."
Outspoken Trump critic George Conway commented on the video, writing, "Not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme."
Other users on X, formerly known as Twitter, ridiculed the former president with this new claim.
One user commented, "Please, if there is a god, PLEASE have Donald Trump s--- himself in court. IT will be the funniest thing to ever happen in a courtroom in American history."
Another person commented, "I would put money down that millions of MAGA supporters would pay good money for the chair Trump farted in. This is only legally a joke."
A third user joked, "So going forward, every time he, or one of his lawyers says something we know is a lie, we can say 'Hey, that doesn’t pass the smell test?' ... I guess we know why Republicans started the F.A.R.T. brigade."
On the upside, by the end of the trial the lawyers will be eligible to be paid expert witnesses on identifying the distinction between hamberder farts, McD fries farts, KFC farts and "things found in the cafeteria trash can" farts???!!
Not surprising. After all, tRump is a pig so naturally he farts like a pig and he stinks like a pig.
I don't think he has to fart in order to stink up a room.
Especially if his Depends needs changing.
OMG, Trump!
Light Roast. Black and Strong. Better way to start your day than an octane booster for your car in its fuel tank!
C4 posted several times a TO DO LIST, but he has to change it day by day cause of all da troubles that come out every day..
did da Vegas Tourist do anything..? nope, he just asked where to start, cause there are tooooooo many! of course he has no simple intention to do anything about da list.. a few "im sorry" here and there worked perfectly for 4 years.. hes despise for da all members is legendary..
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but hes happpy, he get 100 videos god knows where and in a few weeks he will launch another VIP MEMBER failure for idiots..
everything is normal in da land of fantasy and lies..
have a happy day and become a VIP user! LMAO
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