I know the rule: if the guy's cute, I won't be able to see him. Which really isn't even exactly porn. It's now one of those 3-second videos that seem to be the ashes of videos taken down and thrown away for various reasons. Now I have to go look for some porn I can see, featuring naked people.
I wish they'd just delete these mega-mini-videos. They're too short to enjoy and serve no purpose but to rub our faces in the knowledge that we'll never be able to see them.
