I don't bother hoovering my balls. I've got a specially-adapted wide hose and I leave my prick in there until it has sucked every last drop of spunk out of me.
This one made me laugh! I can just picture mom knocking on his door. "Honey, what are you doing?" "Vacuuming!" Gracious, thinks mom, my little boy is growing up!
Plus, what a great way to clean up after!