The first comment on this blog will be a story i wrote about two neighbor boys in Amsterdam. In advance i apologize for my poor English.
On a sleepover, at my cousins house, we were 18 or so, we stayed up late, in the basement spare bedroom, we got naked, and both of us were hard. and horny. we looked at porno books, i liked his boner, and he touched it. it tingled so good. He touched mine. I touched his. He showed me how to stroke it nice. we both cummed together. it was so awesome. we did it again the next time. but he bent over and told me to shove it in. I couldnt resist. and it felt amazing. the next sleepover. he did it to me. we cummed alot.
Can we please find out who decided that we should have to have all of this lip-smacking kissing? And, have him/her horse-whipped. I swear, with some of the models, it sounds like someone being slapped. If I were only listening to the sounds, then I wouldn't be bothered...but, it's video, ffs, and I can freekin' SEE that they're kissing, I don't need an audible cue!
And, while I'm in old, curmudgeon mode: while I know none of us controls content (unless you're posting pics/videos that YOU have taken), but, we can make sure that the file-names are accurate. "Fucking bare" means none of the participants are wearing condoms. "Breeding" means actually cumming (bare) inside someone's ass, NOT shooting the load *on* the ass, even if the cum is then pushed inside...that's just being sloppy.
Finally...you damned kids get off my lawn!!
***Exit curmudgeon mode***
I never have - and it's a little late for me now. But it would be a fantasy for me if I were in my late teens or early twenties.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It’s too hot to even fuck!
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot the Jehovah Witnesses are now telemarketing.
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that hot water comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot the devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners.
It’s so hot that my golf ball stuck to the club face upon impact.
It’s so hot that my balls are sticking to the side of my leg.
It’s so hot that Trumps hair won’t go outside.
It’s so hot that a crack head just tried selling me a ceiling fan. (see picture). Lol
It’s so hot that squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.
It’s so hot Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of water.
It’s so hot Hillary Clinton went to work wearing her pants suit without the pants.
It’s so hot I saw two trees were fighting over a dog.
It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
It’s so hot I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot it feels like the devil just farted.
It’s so hot the nudist are inside.
Would you believe this TROLL is Donald Trump's doctor? Maybe that's the best he can afford. Personally I wouldn't even let this creep touch me.
Hey guys, I found this really interesting YouTube channel about an young American guy in the "adult business", I strongly recommend this channel for anyone who is interested in someone's personal experience!
His experiences are so raw and real and honest, LOL, but I think it's really insightful into what he's gone through! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBePsaWHDBQ
I don't know, I just know it does. In fact, the shorter the guy, the better his asshole feels on my huge cock.
